You dare challenge me?
      by Jay


       Monday, August 18, 2003 - 10:04 AM 

 
   Haha! Suffer infidels! You are nothing compared to the great Wolf-Bro!! You think just because my partner left early in the game that you can win? I will obliterate all who oppose me. I am the master of hero snipe, I will take your units out with nothing but ghouls and archers!!! See that huntress of yours? Oops, she's asleep now, nothing to protect your Keeper of the Grove from my ghouls-of-fury. Ooh, call me an idiot will you? Well then I'll hunt down your precious little Death Knight and assassinate him with the help of some lovely creeps. Then I'll kill the creeps and laugh in your face! Gwa-hahah, I am the great Zophar, Lord of Darkness. Lie down before me and await your destruction, there is nothing left to save you now! You think your Dreadlord can scare me with his death coil? Pathetic fools, my Dreadlord is raining Infernals on your guys, we shall see who wins this match! Yea, the two of you sure were cocky when my partner left, but let's see who laughs now that I ate through your forces like a fat kid through candy. Oh no, you now have chimaeras! What will I do now?!? Might as well have these two control groups of archers attack those nasty beasties... Oh yea, you see that Priestess of the Moon of mine? Yea, she's giving a bonus to all 20 of my archers, tough luck for you! And will you look at this, my Demon Hunter is at level 6, looks like any hope of you touching him now is vanquished. Worthless fodder, your fiends are missing every other attack on him. And you call yourselves masters of this game? You aren't even worthy of half your level on Battle.net.

Chant, my precious ghouls-of fury, chant!!

"...flesh so fine, so fine to tear, to gash the skin; skin to strip, to plait, so nice to plait the strips, so nice, so red the drops that fall; blood so red, so red, so sweet; sweet screams, pretty screams, singing screams, scream your song, sing your screams..." 

Your master and slayer,

Wolf-Bro

*note* This was sent to a group of friends after a rather fun game of Warcraft 3 where I triumphed against all odds. I also sent the replay so they could watch it, but I didn't post it here (e-mail me if you want it). There's all kinds of quotes from different series that my friends would know in this e-mail, see if you can find them all...

     - J, Warcraft 3 isn't addicting, I can stop anytime!

Currently watching: Warcraft 3 replay
Currently playing: Warcraft 3
Currently listening to: Main Theme symphonic from Final Fantasy 7
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