Not the ranter
      by Jay

        Tuesday, June 10, 2003 - 7:58 PM

    Since Brenna has already posted something I guess I should start doing the same.  After all, this is my webpage...  But I really don't have much to say other than I am working on some really cool comics for this (and other) site.  Right now, instead having the usual rants/topics of discussion floating in my head I have this urge to return to Photoshop and finish the comic I started this weekend.  Funny thing is, once I finish the comic I am not going to post it, so the quicker I finish it the longer I'll have to suffer knowing that there is a comic ready to go and I can't post it...  Confused are you?  Well let's just say this is a special comic and it needs to sit for a month or so before it can be seen by the general population.

   So...  I need to waste space here so I can feel like I actually wrote something and can get back to drawing in Photoshop...  I know, I'll post my advertisement to the other ranters!  This was a joke I sent my friends (who happen to post here) to inform them of the their involvement in Reddie Rants.  I was hoping the anti-spam filters would catch it and delete the e-mail (don't ask me why, that's just what I wanted), but alas, they all received the e-mail and enjoyed it. Now it's your turn:

“Congratulations!  You are one of the few people selected to participate in our new sequential panel art and diatribe entertainment service.  As apart of our team, you will supply us with personal jeremiads and/or beguiling expositions and in return you will receive absolutely NO monetary compensation! That’s right, for little or nothing you can entertain others with witty compositions and mordant observations! Join today! Along with your chimerical paycheck you may or may not receive illustrious acclamation among the stereotypical web-based-sequential-panel-art audience.  As you can see this job is full of benefits and opportunities, so start with us today. If you are still not convinced, then read this praise from our other employees:

   ‘Before I joined Reddie Rants I was overwhelmed with free time and bored with my current niche in society.  But after joining the team I suddenly found myself emancipated from all of my free time and a dignitary among the local humor-related-sequential-panel-art community! And because of it I am dating a California supermodel and own a corvette*!  Thank you, Reddie Rants!’ – Jay E.

 *supermodel and car are both plastic replications made by Mattel Inc.

   So please reply to this E-mail and join us in all our fun and glory at Reddie Rants!  Hope to hear from you soon!”

Doesn't that just make you want to get out and rant with the rest of us?  I know I sure feel like ranting!  Or maybe I feel like eating a sundae... yep that's it, I always get those two feelings mixed up. I want some ice cream.  Screw all of you, I'm going to the fridge.

     - J, the bored-summer-guy suffering from a permanent brain freeze