It's not just for adults     
by John


Tuesday July 29, 2003 - 10:51 PM

   Are you bored with life?  Tired of the daily grind?  Interesting in exploring new places?  Enjoy travel?  Have a problem with authority?  If you answered yes to any of these things then you my friend have come to the right place.  I used to be stuck in a dead end job.  Every day I drove through the rush hour traffic to sit in a four by eight cubicle.  Did I ever meet any interesting people?  No.  Was there any chance for advancement?  No.  Now, I’m a millionaire living the high life in Costa Rica.  Palatial estates, beautiful women, McLaren automobiles can all be yours.  “What’s the catch?” you ask.  There is none.  This is not some part time gimmick.  What I’m offering you is a complete change, a new job, a new life.  With my instructional videos you too can be leading the high life.  Imagine having everything you could ever want.  Now all of this may seem easy, but it will take some hard work with my videos to achieve such results.

    As discerning customers I know you are dying to know what line of work could afford such comforts.  And I’m here today to tell you.  Remember those questions I asked at the beginning?  Well, if you answered yes to any of them then a life of crime is right for you.  That’s right crime.  Imagine being able to avoid the worst of the rush hour traffic.   No more hours wasted watching other people pass you by.  Crave a little excitement?  What could be heart pounding that a mortal combat with aw enforcement?  Interested in new places and things?  Move with the rich and famous and sleep with the down and out.  Nothing says sexy like the allure of crime.  As an added bonus we’ll through in these important STD pamphlets.  For only $19.95 you too can experience the magic and excitement only found in ignoring the law.  And if you act in the next 20 minutes we’ll provide you with complementary ammunition for you weapon of choosing.  If you like the first video the others will keep coming.  Feel free to cancel at any time.  Remember that’s 5 of my award winning video companions, STD pamphlets, and free bullets for only six easy installments of $19.95.  Call now!

 John – But really, where do you get a live ferrret at this time of morning
 

Currently watching: Cowboy Bebop: The Movie -shame on you for not doing the same
Currently working on: Original movie script...i think.
Currently playing: Djembe.