A Conversation with Jay
      by James


Saturday, July 26, 2003 - 11:58 AM

  Have any of you ever wondered just what Jay is really like.  Only this man would take the time to turn a simple instant message conversation between two people into work.  Now, thanks to the modern miracle of copy and paste you can read for yourselves just how much of a slave driver he is:

jay's note: just like with brenna's rant, I like this conversation because it's ironic that it's a rant about a conversation about posting a rant. Kind of artistic and humorous in it's own way.  I left most of our spelling errors uncorrected for effect, thereby giving it that "online conversation" feel. Again this rant works best when read with brenna's rant because I copied and pasted the same messages to both of them just to see different replies.  And regardless of what they say, this isn't really how I act. This is actually me in one of my "must work on comic, can't talk online, be an ass to everyone" moods.  But it's fun nonetheless!

 rygelxvi = James
dark chocobomog = Jay

ryglexvi: i got an email from someone saying that the aneyuism pic was too
                graphic, i love this job
dark chocobomog: who sent it?
ryglexvi: just some girl that was reading the site
dark chocobomog: sweet, you just scored!
ryglexvi: i think she was just laughing with me, at least this is what im going to
               assume
ryglexvi: he he, yeah score
dark chocobomog: you need to post in your next rant
ryglexvi: whoo hoo, town music rocks (author's note: this is a really annoying
               song  from one of Jay's rpg's. I don't know why I still have it in my
                playlist)
ryglexvi: la la la laa la la laaa
dark chocobomog: was she from HSU?
ryglexvi: didnt say, it was a short email saying that she almost through up when
               she saw it but that she agreed about noisy people in the theaters then
              added a :) at  the end, it was signed karen if that means anything to you
dark chocobomog: heck, copy and past this into the rant, that will take up
              space.  People will like the "just scored" part.   You can go to town with
               this
dark chocobomog: And remind everyone you are a doctor and thats your job is
               to look at that stuff
ryglexvi: just rant about someone almost pukeing
ryglexvi: i dont see much to write about, but feel free to add it to one of yours
dark chocobomog: rant about a reply to your rant. It can be a rant about nothing
dark chocobomog: no you don't have to have  subject. Just tell a random story,
               and then say "btw, I recieved this funny letter the other day"
ryglexvi: it wouldnt be long
ryglexvi: i dont have random stories
dark chocobomog: then segue into this conversation. Bingo you just wasted a
               bunch of space and you have a full rant. Plus you can show the world
               how  much of a slave-driver I am
dark chocobomog: this is beatiful, you could so post this conversation and
               entetain  people
ryglexvi: i tell you what, im lazy you write and put my name on it
ryglexvi: ok, i'll wrtie something and if you think its good then whatever
dark chocobomog: Copy this entrie conversation and sned it to me, if I don't like
                what you do, I'll edit it to my liking
dark chocobomog: just make sure I have a copy of this entire conversation
ryglexvi: ok, you realize you have it too
dark chocobomog: but I'm lazy
ryglexvi: that's my excuse
dark chocobomog: and everything I type is going to be in the rant so i am digging
              myself into a hole
dark chocobomog: we've got to end this soon or it will be one long rant
ryglexvi: you always say i need to write more
dark chocobomog: end on a good quote and we'll start a new conversation
ryglexvi: its like ordering pizza, im not calling
dark chocobomog: now funny quote you big mick!
dark chocobomog: hehe, great I can link to that essay, giving them moer to read
dark chocobomog: I cannt spel todey
ryglexvi: i know thats why i did it
ryglexvi: so your going to write this right?
dark chocobomog: no you are, I'll edit it. Now quit mentioning this, you'll ruin
              the end
dark chocobomog: say something funny and end it!
ryglexvi: huh, im lost
dark chocobomog: we need an end to the rant you big dolt. Say a funny quote,
                we'll save this rant and start a new conversation
ryglexvi: i thought we already ended it
dark chocobomog: if you type something, it's not over is it?
ryglexvi: it might be? how am i to know?
dark chocobomog: well it ever end?  just say something funny.  That will be the
              finale. I'll initiate a new conversation afterwards.  You can call this rant
              "Replys and a conversation with Jay".
Ryglexvi: i dont work well under pressure, i cant think of anything funny
dark chocobomog: I'm thinking about putting a link to tubgirl too, but not
               actually linking it
dark chocobomog: maybe just typing tubgirl.com
dark chocobomog: but not have a link
ryglexvi: your sick
dark chocobomog: and let the dupes type it for themselves. That way we didn't
                force them (jay's note: seriously, don't go there)
dark chocobomog: you're the one that posted an aneurysm picture
dark chocobomog: hell this needs to be part of the rant too
dark chocobomog: see, I just posted a non link to tubgirl!
ryglexvi: no, i wont do that to people, the aneurysm was just medical, tub girl is 
         so sick i cant even look at it
dark chocobomog: see you're funny by yourself. you don't have to think about
            funny things, you say them naturally.  We need to record a MST3K'ing
          we do next time (referring to our past time of renting movies and
          making fun of them in a group just like the TV show MST3K)
dark chocobomog: and get our asses sued in the process
ryglexvi: yeah, but it would be hysterical
dark chocobomog: damn right
dark chocobomog: heck the two of you can do a series (refers to conversation
           he is having with Brenna), both posting these at the same time
dark chocobomog: it's artistic!
ryglexvi: might work, i never was one of those artistic fairies
dark chocobomog: okay I'm editing that out
dark chocobomog: jsut write a intro and outro and there you go!
dark chocobomog: heck we will need the rest of the conversation too, especially
            the part where we talk about Brenna doing her rant, because she is doing
            the same for you
dark chocobomog:  I love copy and paste
dark chocobomog: ironically, I just copied and pasted that
dark chocobomog: plus it's theater majors who are gay
dark chocobomog: art majors are stoners
dark chocobomog: get your stereotypes right
ryglexvi: fair enough
 

This is the kind of conditions that we writers face here at Reddie Rants. Only here can a simple conversation between two people become a full length article just to appease the work-aholic nature of a mad man.  And as for the pizza, I'm still not calling!
 

 "The Mick" - forced to do the biddings of and insane art major

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