101 Rules of Brenna
      by Brenna


        Wednesday, November 12, 2003 - 1:30 PM

1) Unless you like being ostracized, don't make fun of our mascot
2)Even if it is just a lame spirit
3)The football team might actually get better
4)But probably not
5)It will ALWAYS rain on homecoming
6)Despite this being a university there are some very stupid people on campus
7)Like the ones who ask the professor inane questions two minutes before class
    gets out
8)Or the ones who crowd abound doorways, blocking everyone else
9)Despite this being a liberal arts school, there is a very conservative atmosphere
10)No matter what you say, it will be misunderstood and misquoted
11)You will be vilified due to the result of rule 10
12)There will always be way too many people who take themselves too seriously
13)There will always be way too many people who don't take themselves
      seriously enough
14)But the people described in 13 usually drop out their freshman year
15)Thank God
16)On every floor in ever residence hall, there will be at least on person who feel
     the need to share their music with the rest of the floor
17)And you will invariably hate the 'music' being played
18)Smith Hall will lose visitation twice a month
19)And it sucks
20)Making fun of the football team will get you results similar to those of 1
21)If you are in band, you are insane
22)I can say that because I am in band
23)No one wants to hear you inane excuse for music, so please keep it at a
     decent level See 16 and 17
24)Going to class is a good thing
25)But very boring
26)Unless you have a fun class
27)There are approximately three of those offered
28)And you aren't in them
29)Sucks doesn't it
30)Despite what I say, band is pretty fun
31)Coffee if your best friend
32)Parties on Thursday night aren't
33)Caddo is out to kill you
34)Not anyone else, just you
35)Fish really do make good pets
36)But that's only because they are the only pets allowed in the dorms
37)Most of these rules are facetious responses to rules that I made up and not
     rules at all
38)But that's okay
39)Leigh Anne is a Hot Virus
40)Ebola-reston is cool
41)Dr. Anne Smith is the coolest teacher Ever
42)Life, the Universe, and Everything
43)I'm only joking about Caddo
44)Robin is a blonde
45)But she's cool anyway
46)Band practice is NOT FUN
47)Homecoming has absolutely no point
48)But if I say that, I get reactions similar to those of 1
49)James is a mick
50)But I mean that in the nicest way possible
51)w00t, I'm over halfway done
52)Studying sucks
53)Failing a class because studying sucks sucks even more
54)I'm hungry
55)GO TO CLASS!
56)The people in the school newspaper whine too much
57)I should be in charge of the school newspaper
58)But I'm too lazy
59)Private dorm rooms rock
60)But roommates can be okay too
61)Unless your roommate is Jay or Paul
62)Fortunatly for the rest of us, they got stuck together
63)Jay is a slave driver
64)These 'rules' have completely degenerated into sarcastic remarks
65)But that's okay
66)Don't be Dani Filth
67)Oops, wrong 101 list
68)Paul is cute and fuzzy
69)I know what you're thinking and it's not funny
70)You should pay attention is class
71)Unlike me right now
72)Psychology is very fascinating
73)But not fascinating enough to keep me from writing this list
74)Bucky is even lazier than I am about writing rants
75)So how come no one gripes at him
76)They do take his spot away, though
77)I am not goth
78)I mean that
79)Robin is cool because she gets my band uniform for me
80)I hate band
81)Despite this being a university, people still act like they are in high school
82)Beer tastes like Sprite without the flavor
83)I don't know much about John, so I can't make witty comments about him
84)Except perhaps making fun of him because he is a music major
85)*points and laughs at John*
86)People suck
87)I'm bored
88)Don't make me go Zelda on you
89)Sluggy Freelance is probably the best webcomic ever
90)But Jay doesn't agree with me
91)The Sisters of Mercy is probably the best band ever
92)The Sisters of Mercy is NOT 80s hair metal
93)Brooks is cool
94)Because I said so, that's why
95)Trick or Treat
96)"Sprekin zi deutche" is NOT proper German
97)These ceased to be rules a long time ago
98)But that's okay
99)I don't know anything about Misty that I can mock
100)*points and laughs at Misty anyway*
101)Making 101 lists is fun and interesting, Really

Brenna,  Life is short and love is always over in the morning

Currently watching:  Donnie Darko soon....
Currently Playing:   Mind games with everyone else
Currently Listening to: Temple of Love, Sisters of Mercy
Currently Reading:   Idylls of the King, Tennyson
Currently working on: NaNoWriMo