1. Name: Jay

2. Were you named after anyone? The friggin' letter (not really)

3. Do you wish on stars? No, but I step on stupid crickets who do

4. Which finger is your favorite? They all have their good "points", some (one) get used more than others though

5. When did you last cry? Honestly, while watching "The Patriot" a single tear dropped (my dad ate all the popcorn)

6. If you were making a movie about yourself, who would play you? I'd be animated!

7. Do you like your handwriting? If I did then I would be WRITING this rather than typing and E-mailing it

8. Who do you admire most? Anyone who can go through High School with out screaming out in agony and going insane (stupid pansies)

9. What is the #1 priority in your life at this moment? Surviving summer

10. What is your favorite lunch? Little kittens (surprised?), nah, I like Tuna melts and all that

11. Any bad habits? It's called my life, one big bad thing... plus I always end up breaking hearts without really meaning it ("how was I suppose to know doing THAT meant I had to stay with you?” ...keep it clean you sickos, I meant for it to be taken with the cleanest of definitions)

12. What store would you never be caught dead in? a morgue...oh wait...

13. If you were another person, would you be friends with you? I'd have a duel with myself (it would be fun!)

14. Are you a daredevil? I am one of those two words..."dare" or...

15. Do looks matter? Not if I'm blind nope, but wait, I CAN SEE!! It's a miracle!! Crap, these girls be ugly, make me blind!! (I'm sorry, I'm a fascist pig) I like all girls, but if you're a GF candidate then you gotta have something to you (personality is really good, but looks count for something too)

16. Do you pray? Every time I see Leah... (please drop a meteor, please!)

18. Do you think there is a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow? I'm going to kill that Lucky for stealing me Lucky Charms...

19. Are you trendy? I think the current trend in schools is wearing Kevlar and/or M-16’s so that would be a big negative on my part

20. What do you do to vent anger? Write ridiculous letters that aren’t suppose to be taken seriously (yet someone always does)

21. Are you passive or aggressive? I'm not the one to ask.... I'm sure you'll get some weird answers from others about that

22. Who is your idol? J******!!! Oh wait.... I thought that read "Who need's Midol"? (note name has been bleeped out and changed due to threat on life)

23. Who is your second family? The Dogs in the street...I see them on my frequent (involuntary) trips to the gutter

24. Do you trust others easily? Heck I don’t even trust myself

25. What was your favorite toy as a child? The world is my toy! Actually I have weird toys even now...and a sick sense of fun/revenge. Ex: There are these stupid little frogs who LOVE to hang out by my door in the pool. They are about the size of a Hot Wheels, but they can be heard 4 blocks away. So imagine my torment as they congregate outside my door to "chat", Well at first I just picked them up and chunked them as far as I could, but they just kept coming back (sans a leg or two sometimes). My parents always wondered why there where frogs in our chimneys too.... Anyways...So finally last week I got fed up, got my "hunting" slingshot (read: deadly) and searched for some frogs. No.... I'm not THAT mean, I didn't shoot them with rocks or anything, I shot THEM! Well, I didn't want to kill them(I have a heart!), and it requires a lot of pressure to pull the slingshot to shoot once, so if I had loaded them in there alone I would have crushed them with my grip before I could shoot them...so... I broke into my Easter egg supply, caught the frogs, put them each in a Easter egg, and BON VOYAGE! To my glee, no frog has yet to return...(end story time)

26. What class in school did you think was totally useless? Everything between 3rd and 7th periods (jazz band was okay...)

27. Have you ever been on radio or television? I stand on them all the time

28. Do you like sappy love songs? Only when there is a *cute* girl near

29. Do you have a journal? From 8th grade!! It is quite funny to read that...I was a weird little bugger

30. Have you ever intentionally hurt someone? Oh never... :)

31. Do you like sarcasm? Am I alive?

32. Have you ever been in a mosh pit? Got a knot in my head from it

33. Do you feel understood most of the time? Add the prefix "mis" is front of that and you have yourself an understatement (this letter is full of it, in all the sense of the phrase)

34. Have you thought seriously about committing suicide? I'm gonna take out as many of you as I can before I go, be afraid!! (not really, I am pretty stable)…okay, I got the Feds on me now, just to let you know I’m KIDDING!)

35. Do you know what `sctief' is? I'm showing you my favorite finger

36. What is your nickname? NO one will ever tell me!!!

37. Could you be a vegetarian? I'm a humanitarian, yummmm!!

38. Would you ever bungee jump? Tree + old rope + youthful stupidity/ignorance = very sore back

39. Do you untie your shoes every time you take them off? I'm lazy, so shoot me (I'm to lazy to do it myself)

40. What are you worried about right now? Why hasn't my "contact" in Britain not replied to me about the "merchandise"? (this is true)

41. Do you ever wear overalls? Duh, I be a hick from good ole Ar-Kansaw, yep yep (answer is NO)

42. Do you think you are strong? Well I took down Jessica and she claims to be "strong" (gotta show dem sophomores the wraps)

43. What's your favorite ice cream flavor? New York Super Fudge Chunk (I'm gonna be fat....)

Hope you enjoy this! Don't take it too seriously!

In no way does Jay condone or support (?) the actions listed above. If you in anyway partake in the above mentioned activities Jay will just laugh his butt off and you will find your name used as a derogatory statement in future “non-serious” letters (ex: you stupid go#$%@ F%^&$*^ Janet $%^#&@ lowlife F%^&*$!!). Anyways, I hope I made all of your days a little brighter with this letter because you need to a laugh a little each day (I do it in front of the mirror)! Hope you enjoyed this, and let this serve as a warning to all you “forward”-ers out there, you never know when one of your “important” letter might come back to you with some extremely whacked out replies to them (I have a lot of free time now that I work(?) ). By the way, I get lonely in this big office of mine, so feel free to write back and make my day, I at least want to hear your feelings on this letter….then again…maybe not… Well Have fun!

Jay’s Quotes of the week:

“Every time I see you I have a sudden desire to be lonely”

“I’ve had a great day, unfortunately this wasn’t it”

“Some people bring happiness wherever they go, others whenever they go”

“You’re a parasite for sore eyes”