I think I did another one before this, but I unfortunately lost all my mail for the last half of 98 so there is no way to know now.  Oddly enough the date on this letter is exactly 1 year after the last one. By this time I had just moved to a new state,  started my Junior year in HS, and was mailing this to friends in TX and in AR.

Jan 99

Aol screen name: Don't have one

ICQ Number: 14166884

Full Name: Jay Patrick Epperhart

Birthday: 12-16-81

Height: 5 11"

Eye Color: Hazel

Hair Color: Brown

Nicknames: Jay Bird, Hey-Jay, Wolf-Bro, Chocobo King, "That smart guy from Texas", Bus Masseuse, Trumpet God (okay I made that one up, but its close to the truth) , Hacker, Computer guy

Hometown: Arkadelphia, AR

Birthplace: Paris, TX

Have you ever gone skinny dipping? -yeah, once with my neighbor's dog.

Ok, so it was his daughter.....

No, not officially, but I lost my swimsuit doing a double flip once....

Favorite color(s) -blue, green

Best online friend(s) - Too many to count, but to name a few (in no particular order): Jeremy, John, Stephen, Christine, Christie, Jake, Eddie (Bono), Jayme, Brandy, Mitch, Jen, Pete, Connor, Travis, Toby, Alan, Kris....plus all 30 random girls who have picked me on ICQ (I don't have time to name them all)

One pillow or two? -2, but I use around 6, plus 2 dogs which become pillows against their wills

Pet(s)? -1 cat,  Chole ;2 Dogs, Cally and Poco...Leah

Sibling(s)?  1 sister-El Diablo (AKA Leah)

Favorite Movie(s) -Monty Python. Jurassic Park, Truman Show, Gattaca, Austin Powers, all Star Wars and Alien movies, anything Sci-fi

Favorite TV show? Simpsons, That 70's Show, DENNIS MILLER LIVE!!!!!!

Favorite Book: -um...I really don't read but.. The Lost World...

Favorite Type of Music: -Everything except that Country crap....

Hobbies: -Chatting, PSX, Internet, Movies, Cruisin', picking up women, annoying my sister (she returns the favor)

Dream Car: -A flying one...I don't know, maybe the Knight Rider car...as for a cool truck:

Type of car you drive now: -1996 Nissan 200SX

The word or phrase you hate: -"Lets just be friends, I really don't want to date anyone right now"  "Don't touch me there, you're not my daddy."

Funniest thing you have ever heard? - "Sex can wait, masturbate!!!!"

Word or phrase you say too much? "Sweet"

If you could kill any one person and get away with it, then who would it be?  -What do you mean "if" ?!?!   (just one?)

Toothpaste: -What's toothepaste? .... Lysterine

Piercing or tattoos? -Ear pierced, John Lennon tattooed on butt (shhh!!!!)

Shoe Size: -10

Do you get along with your parents? -Ha, yeah right, I'm a rebel to the end (which is coming soon cuz they are running out of patience and hairs to lose)

Do you get along with your sibling(s)?  -You have a deathwish, don't you?  Don't get me started....

Favorite Ice cream: -Cookies and Cream!!!!

Favorite Soda Drink: Root Beer

What's your bed time: -Bed time? What's that? haha...2nd period-English

Adidas, Nike, or Reebok? -Nike...

Favorite Sport to watch: -Mud wrestling, but its even better to play it (with the opposite sex of course)

Most humiliating moment: -My entire life?!? I'm a fool.....

Best moment you ever had: - The 5 hour bus ride back from a marching competition, I spent it with the best girl

Boyfriend\Girlfriend? -all 10 of them....

Thing you hate about girlfriend\boyfriend: - When they find out about the other 9 of them.... actually, no, when they decide "Today is the day I'll rip out Jay's heart"

Craziest person or silliest you know: -The entire Art gang from last year, they warped my mind into the twisted little thing it is now

Favorite Holiday: -Christmas

Gotten beat up: -Ha, yeah right....actually I do enough damage to myself through Gymnastics and other crazy stuff like that, just look at my scars

Any identifying marks? I have an old paint ball wound that looks like I have really been shot, I say I got it in 'Nam

Done anything crazy lately? I stuck a foil gum wrapper into an electrical socket today, made huge sparks and caused a shockwave that gave everyone with braces or fillings a "wierd" tingly feeeling (not to mention my new hairdo after that)

Ever seen Showgirls? - What do you think? (It was a bunch of crap too)

The one thing no one knows about you?  -Haha, nice try!! You think you can trick me into telling you that I am secretly Rush Limbaugh son and I plan on blowin up all Carnies cuz of their little hands? Ha, that'll be the day.

The Future......

School: -San Francisco Univeristy, or Harvard, which ever will take me

What do you want to be? -Computer Animator

Who do you want to marry, if you could pick them out now? -No idea....probably  Jennifer Love Hewitt or Sarah Michelle Gellar, or my secret love that I actually go to school with...

Place to live: -Well if I go to San Francisco  then I would probably live in Dallas...gee, do I really have to tell you?

Number of Kids: -2, one of each.. boy comes first

Names of Kids: -Don't know...probably Jayme and Clay (got to have them rhyme with Jay or have it in their name, you know)

Do You Believe In....Santa Claus or the Easter Bunny? -Santa is a crook. He breaks into everyone's houses eats their cookies and scratches their CD's (I have proof!!!!). And The Easter Bunny is a psycho-pathic egg-lover.

Love at first sight? -yep, at least I hope that's what it is, cuz if I am falling for her any other way then I'm totally screwed.....

God? -yep, why else do I keel getting struck down by lightning?

Horoscopes? -No, but it can be freaky sometimes with all the coincidences

Ghosts? -You bet, why else would we have the Ghostbusters?

Heaven? -Yes

Hell? -Yes,  AKA Leah's room, or my 9th grade english class

The Bud Ice Penguins?? -You durn skippy!  Dooby dooby doo

Which Is Better.....Coke or Pepsi? -I'd have to say Coke since you can make deadlier weapons with it than you can with Pepsi

Oranges or apples? -Apples, they make bigger bruises when thrown across the lunchroom, but I prefer Orange Juice over Apple Juice :)

Deaf or blind? -It depends on who is the one that is deaf or blind. If it were me, I'd rather be deaf. I like to see stuff, I couldn't not see! Otherwise my PSX would be useless

Pools or hot tubs? -Just depends who you are with *wink-wink* :)

Blondes or brunettes(guys/girls)? -Blonds, they have "interesting" Reputations to say the least

T.V. or radio? -TV!

About The Opposite Sex.......

Honestly, what do you notice first? -The hand as it comes slapping across my face... Actually truthfully, I notice how good they look first (including weight and complexion), then the um..."attributes" (hey I'm a guy, whattya expect?) But that's not what I judge them on, I like people for their personalities, the other stuff is just icing on the cake (except for some occasions, but with those girls you have to like them for their bodies, just look at em!!!!

Must-have personality trait: -Love to talk, never judgmental

Must-not-have personality trait: -Psychotic tendencies (thats my area) actually, they shouldn't be a heartbreaker or a "commander"

Hair-long or short? -Long hair chokes you in bed and is hard to remove from your clothing on trip home, short hair is perfect, but I like a person to change between the 2 every now and then

Eye Color? -Deep Blue :)

Thing you hate most about them? -When they dump ya for your best friend.... "That time of the month"......

Thing you like most about them? -They always know how to raise your spirits by cuddling at the right time

Have you ever truly been in love?  -Yes, for 9 years I was  (and still am) Stuck on this one girl who could make your dreams come true

Do they know about this Love?  -Probably not... :(

When Was The Last Time You....

Took a shower? -I ran through the rain today, does that count? (Actually I took one this morning)

Watched Bambi? -When I shot his mother...(I saw it eons ago)

Cried? - When I racked myself on the trampoline attempting a double back flip (you try it and tell me how it feels). When That girl in Patch Adams dies (she was hot!!)

Made out with Somebody? -Kissed today during school... haven't made out since Christmas break

HAD SEX? -Not yet....(don't remind me)

Been Drunk?  -  2 weeks ago, but I wasn't really drunk just whacked out and crazy (I stopped short of getting drunk)

What Is....

Your favorite number? -17, 69, 7

Your most prized and important possession? - PSX

The worst song you've ever heard? -Anything by Hanson...... The national Anthem when it was song at our Football game in Malvern, the singer was 3 notes off pitch the whole time, we had to laugh but couldn't

Most embarrassing CD in your collection? -Jingle Cats

Your bedroom looks like? -Clean right now, but usually clothes (not all mine :), video games and comics evreywhere

Your favorite thing for breakfast? -To sleep through it

Your favorite thing for lunch? -Anything CAJUN!!!

The best thing that happened to you today? -I slept

The best song you ever heard? -Destinationz Unknown by Tommy Tallirico

What Do You Think About....

Bill Clinton? -Impeach the ho

Hanson? -Throw hoes at dem "peaches"

Alternative music? -Can't complain

Rap? - Parappa Rocks

Death and thereafter......

How do you want to die? -Driving a very expensive car (not mine of course) through Hollywood

How do you want to be remembered? - The sensitive guy who always cared and would give everything up for his friends

Your last words? "Don't worry, I'll never hit those rocks I can jump over them and still have time to flip" -----------------------------------------------------------------------------

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