This is my "ultimate questionnaire". Basically I took all the previous questionnaires and put them together and filled out the new answers. Man this took forever, but luckily by doing it I have now assure myself I will never have to do another one for a long time. While most of it is nothing you haven't seen before, the last 50 or so questions are quite funny considering the source. Make sure you read 'em!
In the past 3 weeks I have received at least 4 different questionnaires from people telling me about themselves and the asking me to do the same. Well as many of you already know, I sometimes DO fill these things out and send them back. Well, considering the last time I wrote one of these was in January I figure its time to go at it again. Unfortunately, with 4 different surveys sent to me, I couldn’t just choose one to do. Instead I decided to beat them all by making my own survey. Actually I asked a close friend to write one for me so I could put it on my webpage, but after 6 months of waiting I figure she’s not going to do it anytime soon so I went ahead and did it myself (as for her, my revenge will be swift ;)
In order to make the mother-of-all-surveys I just copied every survey I had ever taken and put them into one letter and changed the answers. Of course this took a lot longer than I expected but in the end it was worth it. Some of the surveys had the same questions on them and I erased most of the duplicates, but others I left just so I could say something stupid on them again. I doubt you will be able to read all of this in one sitting, but still try to read the rest of it some time, there are some very funny questions especially near the end which I think you will all enjoy. Also, some of my answers haven’t changed over the years so I just left the original answer on them, but mostly everything is new. Only a few of you may recognize the answers I had already sent out, for the rest, this is all new to you. Finally, don’t forget to read my closing paragraph at the bottom, it always has something important to say ;) So without further adieu, let’s begin:
Full Name:
Jay Patrick Epperhart
Birthday: 12-16-81
Height: 5 11"
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Brown with blonde
Nicknames: Jay Bird, Hey-Jay, Wolf-Bro, Chocobo King, Bus Masseur, Hacker, Computer guy, Hey you, Chocobomog
Hometown: Arkadelphia, AR
Birthplace: Paris, TX
Aol
screen name:
Wolf Bro
MSN Messenger: Dark Wolf Bro
(who stole my nick?)
ICQ Number: 14166884
Webpage: http://www.hsu.edu/faculty/epperj/
Go there and sign the book!
Have you ever gone skinny dipping? not officially, but I lost my swimsuit doing a double flip once....
Favorite color(s) -blue, green
Best online friend(s) – I really don’t get to talk online anymore
One pillow or two? – However many are left on my bed from the night before
Favorite
Movie(s)
– Not a clue, changes all the time. Some of the best would be: Pulp Fiction,
Jurassic Park, Princess
Mononoke
Favorite TV show? Curb your
Enthusiasm, Band of Brothers, Dennis Miller Live
Favorite Book: -um...I really don't read but… The World According to Garp
Favorite Type of Music: -Everything except that Country crap....
Hobbies: -Drawing, talking to friends, practicing piano (*gasp*), playing computer/ps2 games, watching movies
Dream Car: -A flying one...I don't know, maybe the Knight Rider car… heck, I just want a car, and not a hot wheels one
Type of car you drive now: -a green gator… looks like a golf cart
The word or phrase you hate: “I trust everyone did their homework last night”
Funniest thing you have ever heard? – Those weird noises my friends in the dorm made when I fed them the 2nd hottest hot sauce in the world… It was so funny I started gagging and nearly lost my dinner. Ah, those were the days.
Word or phrase you say too much? "Sweet" “Can I have a ride?”
If you could kill any one person and get away with it, then who would it be? Why should I say? So you can get more bodyguards? Oh I am on to your little game…
Toothpaste: - Listerine
Piercing or tattoos? –I got my ear pierced exactly 5 years ago, and I “re-pierce” it every time I put an earring in (like once a semester)
Shoe Size: -9 1/2
Do you get along with your parents? –Don’t have to, I live in the dorm now! *sly grin*
Do you get along with your sibling(s)? -I guess so, whenever I see her, which is pretty rare
Favorite Ice cream: -New York Super Fudge Chunk: the quickest way to gain weight.
What's your bed time: -Right about the time my computer starts “speaking” to me and tells me to go to sleep. When that happens I know I’ve been awake *way* too long
Adidas, Nike, or Reebok? –Heck if I know, if people really care what type of shoes I wear then I must still be in junior high
Favorite Sport to watch: -I like watching the freshmen trying to hit on upperclassmen, they are so hopeless it’s funny. Kinda reminds me of…well… me last year
Most humiliating moment: -Hehe, some of those things I do on purpose so I don’t remember the worst thing. Recently I smacked myself straight into a wall as I was drawing. I learned a good lesson from that one: never walk and draw, no matter what other artists say it’s not as easy as marching with an instrument.
Best moment you ever had: - Quite of few of them actually. I enjoy those moments with my friends, but I guess the most memorable moments are the ones I spent with those special girls in my life (not all of them have been girlfriends, but that doesn’t mean they aren’t special)
Boyfriend\Girlfriend? – none that are “official”. And any chance of having an official one is usually lost due to some stupid mistake on my part… It’s like they say “Hindsight is 100% correct”
Thing you hate about girlfriend\boyfriend: - We all have our little quirks that we like and dislike right? No reason to dwell on them. Of course to go with the current theme I would say if I hate anything it’s the fact my current girlfriend is so transparent… in fact you could say she was non-existent!
Craziest person or silliest you know: - Originally it was the art gang from 4 years ago, but recently I noticed when I hung out with my TX buds that we have graduated to the same level the Art gang was at. We even have gone as far as warp younger guys minds(poor Barnes and Noble worker, he didn’t know who he was messing with) just like the art gang did to me oh so long ago
Favorite Holiday: -Christmas, plus we got off for a full month, what’s not to love!
Gotten beat up: -Not unless it was me doing it to myself. I was in gymnastics for so long I seem to think my body is like rubber, I throw it around and bounce off things all the time… not exactly a good thing
Any identifying marks? I have an old paint ball wound that looks like I have really been shot, I say I got it in 'Nam
Done anything crazy lately? I tried way too much of the 2nd hottest hot sauce in order to dupe someone else into believing it wasn’t that hot. I think the fact I started gagging and convulsing on the floor ruined the trick, cuz they didn’t try it (wusses). Oh yea, I also created my own questionnaire that never seemed to end…
Ever seen Showgirls? – Sure, the kept dancing and asking for money from me… oh wait, you mean the movie. Um, I think so but I really can’t remember. I’m sure someone in the dorm has it though
The one thing no one knows about you? Well if I told you hear, then everyone would know, know wouldn’t they? Well, if you want to know, just play a game of “truth” with me, then we’ll have some fun.
The Future......
School: -Henderson as long as it stays free, then off to grad school in good ole California!
What do you want to be? -Computer Animator (this answer has yet to change over the past 6 questionnaires I’ve done through the years)
Who do you want to marry, if you could pick them out now? –er….um… I don’t like picking favorites. Either that, or I am trying to find an excuse not to tell which girl I think is perfect (for me). You figure it out.
Place to live: -California, sooner or later
Number of Kids: -2, one of each.. boy comes first. This is MANDATORY! ;)
Names of Kids: -Don't know...probably Jayme and Trey (got to have them rhyme with Jay or have it in their name, you know)
Do You Believe In....
Santa Claus or the Easter Bunny? – Someone keeps giving me stuff for the holidays, and I’m mean to everyone else so it has to be them because I can’t find them to be mean to them.
Love at first sight? -yep, at least I hope that's what it is, cuz if I am falling for her any other way then I'm totally screwed.....
God? –his necessity is becoming more and more apparent
Horoscopes? -No, but it can be freaky sometimes with all the coincidences
Ghosts? -You bet, why else would we have the Ghostbusters?
Heaven? -Yes
Hell? -Yes, AKA my 9th grade English class
The Bud Ice Penguins?? –Wow, this is old. I think those guys were killed off and turned into tuxedos (isn’t that where we get tuxes?) Dooby dooby doo
Which Is Better.....Coke or Pepsi? -I'd have to say Coke since you can make deadlier weapons with it than you can with Pepsi
Oranges or apples? -Apples, they make bigger bruises when thrown across the Caddo, but I prefer Orange Juice over Apple Juice :)
Deaf or blind? -It depends on who is the one that is deaf or blind. If it were me, I'd rather be deaf. I like to see stuff, I couldn't not see! Otherwise my PS2 would be useless
Pools or hot tubs? -Just depends who you are with *wink-wink* :)
Blondes or brunettes(guys/girls)? -Blonds, they have "interesting" reputations to say the least
T.V. or radio? -TV!
About The Opposite Sex.......
Honestly, what do you notice first? -The hand as it comes slapping across my face... Actually truthfully, I notice how good they look first (including weight and complexion), then the um..."attributes" (hey I'm a guy, whattya expect?) But that's not what I judge them on, I like people for their personalities, the other stuff is just icing on the cake (except for some occasions, but with those girls you have to like them for their bodies, I mean just look at ‘em they’re gorgeous!!!! Except those girls are the ones I would never want to spend my life with. They usually have nothing more to them than their looks) Some answers never change.
Must-have personality trait: -Love to talk, rarely judgmental
Must-not-have personality trait: -Psychotic tendencies (that’s my area) actually, they shouldn't be a heartbreaker or too “bossy” (that’s my sister’s area)
Hair-long or short? -Long hair chokes you in bed and is hard to remove from your clothing on trip home (er, not that I know that from experience…heh), short hair is perfect, but I like a person to change between the 2 every now and then
Eye Color? -Deep Blue… Or green. Or have cat eyes. Wait, scratch that last one
Thing you hate most about them? –Just when I think I figure everything out, BAM! I am proven totally wrong! Women are impossible! (Prove me wrong)
Thing you like most about them? -They always know how to raise your spirits by cuddling at the right time, or just being there when you need it most.
Have you ever truly been in love? - Yes, and the feelings still exist even though we have parted our ways…
Do they know about this Love? -Maybe, maybe not. Either way it’s probably too late to fix now.
When Was The Last Time You…
Took a shower? –Today, after I woke up (which just so happened to be AFTER my only class today)
Watched Bambi? -When I shot his mother...(I saw it eons ago)
Cried? – Well again, that hot sauce I really cleared me out in every way possible. But as for seriously crying… well the last time (and probably all of the times) it had something to do with a girl.
Made out with Somebody? – Let’s see, there was that DZ girl last night, then that other DZ girl the night before… Seriously though, making out can cause a lot more trouble than its worth if done too quickly, take this advice! Not as fun as advertised!
HAD SEX? -*gasp* Haven’t I ranted about this yet? Oh well, I will further down in the letter.
Been Drunk? - Just ask those high scholars who keep reminding me, they seem to remember more of it than I do.
What Is....
Your favorite number? -7; 90; 1,465
Your most prized and important possession? – My one-of-a-kind piano book which helps me through all occasions (“stupid roaches, I squash you now!”)
The worst song you've ever heard? – For the love of God, give Macy Gray a throat lozenge, her voice kills small animals.
Most embarrassing CD in your collection? –When that girl left the Backstreet Boys CD in my room and made my roommate think it was mine… still have to explain that one
Your bedroom looks like? –its getting cleaned tomorrow, so ask then. Right now the mess is split 50/50 between me and Juan
Your favorite thing for breakfast? -To sleep through it
Your favorite thing for lunch? -Anything CAJUN!!!
The best thing that happened to you today? – Seeing L***’s (name censored to protect innocent) face when he realized his mistake. That was great! Synopsis: This girl was suppose to come with us to the movies, but when he called her no one was there so he left her a horrible message saying “Hey J****, thanks for standing me up, bitch”. We leave, see the movie, come back and he remembers he forgot to check his messages earlier. Turns out she called earlier and left a message saying she had an emergency at home and was very sorry she couldn’t go. When he heard that message, his face made the funniest expression I have ever seen. Now he has to erase his message before she gets back… This seems like something out of a Seinfeld episode.
The best song you ever heard? -Thanksgiving by George Winston
What Do You Think About....
Bill Clinton? –Come and gone (pun not intended)
Hanson? – soon to have a “where are they now” special on VH1
Alternative music? -Can't complain, there’s no alternative to it
Rap? - Parappa Rocks
Death and thereafter......
How do you want to die? -Driving a very expensive car (not mine of course) through Hollywood
How do you want to be remembered? - The sensitive guy who always cared and would give everything up for his friends
Your last words? "Hey, watch this!"
Were you named
after anyone?
yeah, the letter!
Middle name: Patrick
Age: 20 in 2 weeks!
Birthplace: Paris!!!..................TX
Location: Arkadelphia Arkansas
Height: 5'12 (I’ve grown since I
last answered this question)
Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend/crush?
you bet
What's his/her name: Again, my
crushes stay secret until otherwise necessary. Why
not just ask me in person. I’ll probably give in and tell you after being
sarcastic for a while.
Favorite perfume for girls: that
one I always smelled when that one girl was around
Favorite cologne for guys: I
don't smell men.... Aspen
What languages do you speak?
no habla
ingleses
What do you look for in a friend? can
take a joke! Trustworthy. Has at least 1 thing in
common with me
What do you
look for in a boyfriend/girlfriend? trust,
personality, looks, that other kind of personality (the
jigglin kind), past experiences in boys (non-slutty)
What's your favorite place to vacation?
If it gets me away from here I'll be happy. probably
California. Soon-to-be Europe
If you are a girl, what makeup do you wear every day? well I unfortunately wear the makeup that gets rubbed off on my shirt every time a girl hugs me
What do
You Think Of:
Abortion: gotta hurt, very bad
Eating disorders: good for
certain people who need them, bad for skinny people
Rap: it has its ups and downs
Marilyn Manson: dropped many
times as a kid
Boy bands: ruining teenage girls
lives, and their respective boyfriends too
Spice Girls: Do they really
exist? I thought they were some horror story parents tell bad little kids
Premarital sex: peer
pressure...quit wearing those short clothes, its hard enough restraining as it
is!!
Titanic: I wish Leo would have died earlier and I didn't have to wait 3 hours to see him bite it. It almost been 4 years since this came out, now I feel old.
Jerry Springer:
knows how to cash in on the insignificant people
Korn:
Corn is bad, especially Caddo corn, must avoid!!! the
band is all right
More Random
Questions
What is your religion? Baptist
Have you ever met any celebrities?
every time I look in the mirror... seriously, yes I
have met some
If yes, who:
wish I could name them, some of those guys in that popular movie/ TV show
If no, what kind of question is this? a
redundant one
Do
u go to a private or public school? I’m free from that mess!! But I
do go to a State University.
What s your favorite day of the week?
Friday and Saturday and everything in-between
Do you go to
summer camp? nope
If so, where?
Camp Ree-Dunn-Dancy
What is your
favorite color(s)?
Blue
Do you want to get married? Not
if it means I have to pay taxes!! (Okay, eventually)
What's something you do that ticks off your
friends? When I tell it how it is
What is your favorite music video? that one where all those women dance and bounce their personality, works best when muted
Do you have any
stuffed animals?
yep, and lives ones too who appear to be stuffed
Chocolates or flowers: can't eat
flowers, trust me, I’ve tried... therefore: chocolate
Vanilla or chocolate: Flowers
Guys or girls: Girls
Tommy Hilfiger or Ralph Lauren:
the one with the cool clothes
I Know What You Did Last Summer or Scream:
there's a difference? They’re both about funky dressed men chasing big
breasted women with knives, kinda like a frat
house
Taken or single: Single yet mostly content
Sugar or salt: whatever works the best to cover up the taste of Caddo’s cooking
Silver or gold:
Gold can't think of anything funny to say
Jerry Springer or
Ricki
Lake:
need to have a sword duel with each other
Oprah Winfrey or Rosie O'Donnell: unless they give me money, I won't even pay attention
Gym or
lunch: I
usually end up seeing my lunch in Gym
The Last of the
Random Questions (or so you think)
Ever been to
England? no
but I got some red bull! Plus I have seen a picture of the place, so it may
actually exist
Where do you want to go on your honeymoon?
Someplace exotic!
What do you think of the song "Pretty Fly for a White Guy": wow, that was, like, cool my senior year in HS.
Are you a vegetarian? no, but I am a humanitarian *evil grin* Plus our “vegetables” in Caddo smell of meat.
Know anyone who
is?
yes, and I know some vegetables too,
gonna ask about them too? We really should get
both sides of the story
If you could move anywhere in the world,
where would you move? someplace quiet
and serene, plus romantic
Do you want to join a sorority or frat?
I do, but my wallet doesn’t
What are you doing tomorrow? Sleeping
in!!!! Oh yea, also I will be procrastinating my 3-D Design Project, my
Astronomy Lab, and my 7 page essay.
What is the most romantic present a guy/girl could ever get you? Something with a little heart in it (not literally). Sometimes just being there is the best gift one could give
What time is it right now? 3:02 AM Dec 1, 2001
What do u think of the person that sent you this? Well I can’t remember who all sent me each one of these, but I am sure they are all cool. Or evil. Or both
If they are the
opposite sex-are they hot, cute or ugly?
cute yet taken, as always
If you didn't have a guy/girl, would u hook
up with the person that sent
you this e-mail? Sure, I wouldn’t mind
dating 6 girls at once. I wonder what they would think of it…
Didn't this seem like it took forever? Oh, it’s not even close to being over
Location:
same place as before
Pets: 2 dogs, 1 cat, 1 sister-
all at home
ALL ABOUT YOUR
FAVORITES
Movie: they just keep asking the
same things…
Drink: Root
beer
Singers:
ack, not too many I enjoy... I just like the
songs, not the singers
Season:
Summer
Memory: those peaceful mountain
sunsets, and those times with that girl(s)
Actor: Bruce Campbell, Jim
Carrey among others
Actress: Hehe,
I probably like them for other reasons than their acting..
Conversation Topic:
Controversial ones
Sound:
"I Love You" (and not the snoring of my roommate, which is what I am hearing
now)
Smell: warm summer evening
rain on cold St. Augustine grass
ALL ABOUT YOUR
FRIENDS
Shyest friend: Probably Leslie,
she doesn’t talk much outside of art classes, or so she claims
Friend you trust the most: my
Texas friends, plus Jessica
Friend who looks out for you the most: those younger girls I know who don’t truly realize how evil the world is
Friend you look
out for:
all of them plus everyone else I consider a friend
Friend that understands you the most: Jeremy
definitely
Friend that is the most fun:
Stephen, Little Brian, anyone of the crazy guys who'll do anything for
attention
Friend you can count on: all of
them! (now do my homework!)
Friend you love to hate: all my
competitors in whatever I do
Best quality in a friend:
Trustworthy and Humorous
Friend most like a big sister:
Hartley
Friend most like a sister: Kalyn
Friend most like a big brother: um, David
Friend most like a little brother: probably Bucky
Favorite group
of friends: They're
all good
Friend that could be something more:
like they say, a guy and girl can never be “just friends”. Therefore,
there are definitely 1 or 2 of you out there who I could se as being
something more (or maybe 20 of you :)
HAVE YOU EVER
Had a seizure: not unless you
count those convulsion from the hot sauce
Made your Mom cry: she's so proud!!! or ashamed...
Snuck out:
doesn’t really matter in a dorm, the hard part is sneaking people in
Shoplifted: aw yes my rebelling
9th grade year
Had a tutor: I am the tutor
Flunked a
course:
I just find alternatives, like retaking the class
Cheated
on a test: is “Sparknotes” cheating?
Skipped school: when I was
actually in school
Driven with someone who doesn't have a
license: sure, but if I drove what does it matter?
Been stalked: ack, stay away!
ALL ABOUT LOVE
Do you have a
crush:
for the last time, yes
If so, who: that cute girl I
talk to a lot who has the coolest personality yet is either taken or
disillusioned herself into believing no one actually likes her more than a
friend
Would you ever ask them out: not right now, I just woke up and my hair is a mess…
Do you have a
gf/bf:
if this survey keeps asking this question I bet I will have a girlfriend by
the time I finish it. You make it sound like they are an absolute necessity.
“I gotta go buy me a girlfriend
cuz that’s what the survey told me to!”
Do you love him/her: I
luv them even if I don’t go out with them. Note:
love = something you can have for only one person at a time, a very romantic
thing. Luv = feelings you have for friends,
meaning you care for them.
RANDOM QUESTIONS
If you could meet three people, living or
dead, who would they be: I would have to think on that one, and
thinking is not something I do during the weekends... or
weekdays
What's your greatest fear: waking up and realizing what I dreamt about really is true (only when I have nightmares, otherwise that might be a good thing)
Do you know who sent you this survey: well this particular survey was sent to me by Rachel in Feb of 2000
What's your favorite quote: I have so many that I don’t remember them. They usually pop up when I need to use them to prove a point or say something funny. Quite convenient if you ask me.
What's in your CD player right now: It’s empty! But I’m listening to my 1500 mp3s which take over 60 hours to cycle through… That’s about how long this questionnaire will take to complete.
What does your
school look like:
a University with no parking and
construction here and there. Oh yea, come by after
5 on Fridays and it looks like a ghost town.
What time is it now? 12:34 PM
Sat, Dec 1 2001 (man its already taken me 2 months
to do this thing)
there nething u wanna say: quite using lingo like NEthing or U or R. The only lingo allowed is “cuz” and any other words that slipped past my AP Grammar training.
What is your Zodiac sign: Sagittarius
Siblings: Leah
What was the last cd you bought? Hmm, bought or burned? ;) Well I just bought MGS 2 but that’s a DVD… I guess it was Classical Hits, which is actually very good.
Last movie you saw in the theater: Behind Enemy Lines
Last movie you rented: We rented and watched “Dude Where’s My Car” in the lobby this past week. It was still as stupid as I remember.
Favorite school subject: Concepts and Layout, I finally get to do some art on the computer.
Do you actually like math: it's gotten me this far
Who are your friends: a bunch of people
Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? Haha! You’ll never get this one out of me!! ah drats... no.....
What's his/her name? its called freedom, try it
Favorite singer(s)/band(s)/group(s): Nobuo Uematsu and others
Favorite author: what do they do?
Favorite fashion designer: me (like I care)
What language(s) do you speak? English, a tad of Spanish, and some jayish
What do you look for in a friend? I think I will leave what I wrote originally on the next 2 questions: Someone who's nice and fairly intelligent, and likes to have real, intelligent conversations sometimes. Also someone who likes to have fun, but also knows how to be mature, respectful and decent. Someone not judgmental
What do you look for in a boyfriend/girlfriend? Look above, plus someone who won't hurt me, someone who I can trust, someone’s whose word is good, someone who can think and not get tangled up in their mind (confused). Someone who is sweet and respects me, basically all the qualities that could never all exist in a women simultaneously (oh boy, someone is going to slap
me) *Editors note* I think I really was slapped for this too
Have you ever smoked? I've been caught on fire....yes
Have you ever lied? no...dang it, you caught me... yes
Do you do any drugs? Prescription ones... no
How many people are on your buddy list? Around 130, I think
How many of them do you talk to? Haha! None! I never get on anymore!
Who's your favorite relative? Do pets count? um, any rich relative I guess
What's your favorite sport(s): anything to do with gymnastics (diving, trampoline) video games!
What's your GPA: not as good as it should be, but at least I’m having fun!
Are you on any sports teams? I was 4 years ago
What Do You Think Of Your Parents: too forgiving sometimes, but very lax and fun
Teenage smoking: not the smartest thing to do with that money
Eating disorders: "Hey, I can see through you!!!" :(
Rape: I hate rap...oh, and rape is evil too
Boy Bands: WHEN WILL IT END!!!!
PDA (Public Display of Affection): can be exhilarating depending on the action, but still some things go too far
South Park: cool when I was a sophomore, now its just stupid (and I am suddenly a sophomore again)
Even More Random Questions:
Now what time is it? 12:53 Sat. Dec 1 2001
Did you dress up on Halloween? well I didn't go naked… or did I?
What were you? I was Tom Cruise in Risky Business
Do you have a job? Yep, computer work and art, how fun
What college do you go to or want to go to? HSU, SFU
Have you ever been out of the country? I keep trying to mail myself but I keep getting returned... I will in 3 months though
Where? Spain and France
What are most of your dreams about? freedom
What/Who do you think about the most? faking school work,
procrastinating, work, certain unnamed girl(s)
What is your favorite day of the week? one's I can sleep in on
Have you ever thought about Suicide? When I was a teenager, sure, who doesn’t?
What is your favorite color? Blue… no green *AAAAUUURGHGHGGH* (obscure MP reference)
What's something you do that upsets your friends? be too self centered I guess
MTV or VH1: BETA!!! nah, MTV
Which One Christina A. or Britney Spears: both are great with Mute on
Spice Girls or All Saints: Who are they? Anyways, I choose death by suffocation
Matt Damon or Ben Affleck: are they ever separated?
Beverly Hills 90210 or Dawson's Creek: Dawson's Hills
7th Heaven or Party of Five: enough of these freakin number shows, just give me “thirtysomething” and I’ll be happy
Brandy or Monica: never drank anything called monica, or even dated a girl named Monica
Chocolates or flowers: well, which do you want?
Vanilla or chocolate: swirl
Saved by the Bell or USA High: Tiffany Amber Thiessen
Taken or single: “The grass is always greener on the other side”
Sugar or salt: always mistake one for the other. Mmmmm, salty cheerios
Silver or gold: gil
Bears or Monkeys? “Quickly-in-here” “Who’s-driving” “Oh-my-god, Bear’s-driving, how-can-that-be?” (obscure Clerks:TAS reference)
Gym or lunch: either way I am going to see my food, but I prefer to see it before its partially digested
Walk or Run: depends who's chasing me...
Books or music: I read to music
Reading or writing: quicker to read and pay someone to write
Tongue ring or belly button ring: both hurt
School: is almost over, time for Christmas!
Drinking: as long as its not anything alcoholic its fine
Girls: can break your heart in an instant yet make it soar the next
Guys: can be idiots, but are funny too
Smiling: Why can't I STOP!!
Briefs or boxers: Freedom :)
Got the life or got no life? They interchange
Is this survey too long? is this redundant?
Have you ever answered 130 such essay questions in your life? Yea, but this is over 1000 questions, not 130
McDonalds or Burger King? Jack in the Box
Do you like Blondes or Brunettes of the opposite sex better? both have their own stereotypes
ITALIAN food? Some of it's really good
Email or snail mail: email is great, but sometimes snail mail is more appropriate and just nicer to receive since people have to actually put EFFORT into them
Kind of shampoo and conditioner do you use? Heck if I know, it’s in a yellow bottle and smells good
What are you most scared of? that evil thing in the mirror
What's your favorite food? if its edible I like it, thus I hate Caddo
Do you think you are attractive? I think I'm humble
Do you sleep on your stomach or side or back? on a bed! On my side mostly
What's your favorite finger? Here, I’ll show it to you
What's your favorite fruit? Jolly Ranchers!
What's your favorite candy? Sour Skittles!
With out looking, what underwear are you wearing?? Gray Gap ones
Do you have your license? to kill..... yep!
How many pillows do you sleep with? Usually I am so tired, I don’t even notice if I am on the bed
Have you ever cheated on anyone? No way!
Put one foot in front of the other? how else would I walk?
What theme are you going to have in your kitchen? what the heck are you talking about, I'm a guy!
What color pen do you like to write in the most? A technical pen
Pierced eyebrow, nipple(s) or tongue (4 the opposite sex)? Gets in the way of whatever its in. But I have no complaint with those crazy girls who like to show off their more exotic piercings…
Do you believe in superstition(s)? only before major tests
Gummy bears or gummy worms? gummy worms seem to last longer
Witches or vampires: my mommy told me they don't exist *sniff sniff* Anyways, what the heck is Vamp anyways? I shot him in the head and yet he lives…weird
Duct tape, scotch tape, or masking tape: Duck tape
North, South, East, or West? It’s warmer down south
If you had an extra set of eyes where would you put them? Got to watch my back
Would you rather give up candy or soda? Goodbye soda!
If you could be anywhere right now, where would it be? Cancun
Have you ever broken the law? Both you and the feds want to know don't you?
Where do you want to live? Someplace calm and serene (like L.A.)
Who do you want to marry? The one
Of your friends, who is the most
Trustworthy? I trust they already know
Nice? Jessica (either that or she is easy to guilt into things)
Hot? hehe, don't get me in trouble now. If you are a girl, then you are ;)
Athletic? Nancy
Smart? David
Dumb? now they wouldn't be my friend now would they?
Annoying? everyone can be
Who do you go to for advice? depends on what its about
Are you hoping this is almost over? MAKE THE PAIN STOP!!
If you could change anything in your life, what would it be? Maybe I shouldn’t try to please everyone at the same time, it gets me into trouble
What do you think about right before you go to bed? why can't I sleep?
What do you think about when you wake up? I just went to bed!!!
What is one thing that you want to do in your lifetime? Travel the world, be it all
What are you known for? ask everyone else
If you could plan a day with someone, what would be some of the things you would want to do? Well, I do have some great romantic tricks up my sleeve, but I won’t give them away here.
Would you rather have a house in the woods, the city, or at the beach? are you giving me a house?
Webpage: I would like a webpage in the woods
Parents: I think I have some
Words, phrases, or actions you say/do too much: sweet, man, cool, ya'll
Scariest thing you've ever seen: mirror creature
What are you thinking about right now? What song is this?
Favorite month: I hate that time of month, I always end up getting bruised
Favorite part of the newspaper: comics
Favorite thing to wear on a normal day: what's normal?
Favorite thing to do in the summer: sleep
Favorite thing to do in the winter: ski
What is your favorite physical feature on yourself? Okay, whatever
What kinda of personality do you have? outgoing, happy, trying to be the nicest person
Do you believe in love at first sight? It's happened before
Has it happened to you? duh
Do you believe in fate? I don't like the idea I don't have any control over my own life
Are you happy this is over? Oh but it’s not
Do you wish on stars? No, but I step on stupid crickets who do
If you were making a movie about yourself, who would play you? I'd be animated!
Do you like your handwriting? If I did then I would be WRITING this rather than typing and E-mailing it
Who do you admire most? Anyone who is happy with where they are in life
What is the #1 priority in your life at this moment? Get everything done and do it well
What is your favorite lunch? Tuna Melts, BLTs, other fancy sandwiches
Any bad habits? I tend to think too much. I sometimes am too truthful and end up digging myself in a hole.
What store would you never be caught dead in? a morgue...oh wait...
If you were another person, would you be friends with you? I would challenge myself to a duel, may the best man win
Are you a daredevil? Well I do “dare”… as for the “devil” part, you decide.
Do looks matter? Looks can cause problems. Usually if someone is too good looking I have an inherit distrust of them due to the stereotype. But in truth, yea I like good looking girls more than I do bad looking ones. But my dating choices are based upon personality and rapport more than looks. But again, I seriously doubt if you are reading that you are ugly… unless you are a guy, then “Damn, you’re ugly”
What time is it right now? 2:01 PM 12-1-01
Do you pray? yes
Do you think there is a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow? I'm going to kill that Lucky for stealing me Lucky Charms...
Are you trendy? I’m usually up to date with the trend of last year, either that or I am 19 years ahead of you since trends seems to come in 20 year cycles
What do you do to vent anger? Write ridiculous letters that aren’t suppose to be taken seriously (yet someone always does), plus I run and practice piano
Are you passive or aggressive? Watch out! I switch at random points!
Who is your second family? My friends in the dorm
Do you trust others easily? Heck I don’t even trust myself, but yea I trust most others unless they give me a reason not to.
What was your favorite toy as a child? My ninja turtles
What class in school did you think was totally useless? Most of my junior and senior classes
Have you ever been on radio or television? I stand on them all the time
Do you like sappy love songs? Only when there is a *cute* girl near
Do you have a journal? No, but that’s what these questionnaires are for, they document my life for laughter down the road.
Have you ever intentionally hurt someone? Oh never... :)
Do you like sarcasm? Am I alive?
Have you ever been in a mosh pit? Got a knot in my head from it, and it was at a church camp of all places
Do you feel understood most of the time? Add the prefix "mis" is front of that and you have yourself an understatement (this letter is “full of it”, in all the sense of the phrase)
Do you know what `sctief' is? He used big word no understand, will now show favorite finger
What is your nickname? What did you call me?!?
Could you be a vegetarian? I could, but then again I also could shave my head and run into glass buildings, but that ain’t happening either
Would you ever bungee jump? Tree + old rope + youthful stupidity/ignorance = very sore back
Do you untie your shoes every time you take them off? Nope, too busy for that
What are you worried about right now? Should I or shouldn’t I?
Do you ever wear overalls? A long time ago
Do you think you are strong? I keep winning those wrestling matches ;)
HAVE YOU EVER...
Had sex- I refuse to answer that
question
Rant time: hehe, only 12 pages into the survey and I am already going into a rant. Anyways, I have discovered that by withholding the answer to that question you can basically tell what kind of person the person asking it is. It’s one of those psychological answers that give you insight into the other persons mind. For example, some people when hearing that answer will automatically assume that I am a virgin. If they think that, then that means they put a lot of emphasis on sex, and they think it’s a status of adulthood or maturity. Most of the time, these people cannot truly love someone because of these beliefs. Next, other people may automatically believe that I am not a virgin. These people are usually the more religious types, and they believe I have done something wrong and am feeling guilty for my deeds so I refuse to admit it to them. No doubtable, there are other types of people out there too, but from my experience I have noticed that most people usually fall in one of those two categories. Now think to yourself, what was your first thought about me when you read my answer? Did you think I was or wasn’t a virgin? Either way you are probably in one of those categories. If not, then I guess I am wrong, but so far my assumptions have been 100% correct when people ask me that question and I give them that answer. If you really must know whether or not I have “done the deed” then feel free to pry it out of me in real life conversation. It will be hard to get, but the answer will probably surprise you (unless I have pegged you all wrong, but I pretty much have my guess of what all of you think my “virgin” status is, or unless I have dated you and you cajoled it out of me). Anyways, on to the next question…
Been in love- well yes, but we have gone our separate ways, which I regret now (hindsight is always 100% correct)
Had an online
romance-
well I did talk to my girlfriend online
Been
so drunk u blacked out- If only I could remember….
Haha, nope
Taken any illegal substances- well
I have had wine, and being under 21 that would be illegal.
Other than that, nope.
Gone out in public in your pajamas-welcome
to 8:00 classes (or 9:00 classes in my case)
Considered your best friends Ben & Jerry-yea,
but then I found out they were only using me to make me fat
Gone out with
your best friends crush-
usually that crush is the girl he ends up dating and then she’s off-limits
forever
Missed school b/c it was raining-
surprisingly they called off school in 2nd grade because it rained so much
that the entire school was flooded. As for college, if its
raining I usually lose the battle with myself and stay in bed where it’s warm
Set any body
part on fire for amusement- Sure,
burning myself is VERY amusing… or not
Cheated on a B/f or G/f- I try
to keep all good things given to me, and if I were to cheat then I would lose
something every special to me, therefore the answer is no.
Kept a secret from everyone- If
I told you, it would defeat the purpose
Actually thrown shoes onto a phone wire- you mean that’s illegal!?!?!?!
Had an
imaginary friend- nope,
just entire imaginary worlds I would create
Hooked
up with someone you didn't know very well? Note to self: never do
this again!
Wanted to hook up with a friend- G/Fs
always start out as friends first
Cried during a
Chick Flick-
I am going to deny that, but my dates may say otherwise
Had a crush on a teacher- maybe,
but at least I never tried to go out with her like some pathetic guys did at
my HS
Done something stupid to impress your crush- does this really work? Every time I do this, they end up laughing at me… Of course I do this whether I want to or not
What was it- too
many instances to name them all, most involve doing crazy gymnastics off of
hard objects. So far I have safely landed on 40% of them
Found a cartoon character attractive- yea,
then I woke up and realized what an idiot I was
Ever at anytime owned a
New Kids on the Block tape- I really didn’t have any money
to spend when I was that young
Called or seen a psychic- send me money!
Planned your week based on the TV Guide- everyday in elementary school
Prank called someone- isn’t this a little childish? Anyways, I do it all the time!
Been kissed- yeppers
Been on stage?- As
a band member and at church plays
Gotten in a car accident?! Don’t
blame me, he did it!
Hiked a
mountain- sure,
its just been a while
Death
Valley on horseback- with
a name like that, how could I not? Sounds like fun!
Stayed home- um, when I lived
there
Made
homemade fudge? Nope that’s what gal friends are for
Seen the Eiffel
tower?- I
will during Spring Break
FAVORITES...
Soap- something made out of
lye
Day/Night:
sometimes I can’t tell the difference
Type(s) of music- pretty much
everything except rap and country
Commercial-Super Bowl time
Online Smiley- Oh come on! Do I look 14 to you? ;)
Coffee or hot chocolate- Hot chocolate! Unless I need to stay awake for certain reasons
Cold or hot-
Tis easier to warm up than cool off
Big or little- really depends
what you are talking about
Lace or satin- If you are wearing either one right now, just call me over and I’ll judge it then…
Here or there: anywhere
Teeny or
Weeny:
elementary talk
Red or blue- blue
New or old: a
little bit of both.
Neve
Campbell or Jennifer Love Hewitt- both are starting to get old
Tom Cruise or
Brad Pitt-
Brad Pitt has a cuter wife
Old Madonna or New Madonna?- I
like the old Madonna (the one holding the baby in all those pictures painted
by that Ninja Turtle dude Micha-something.. )
Character on Saved By the Bell- Kelly!!
She got me through those Junior High years
Character on 90210- Dawson or
Pacey
Character on the Brady Bunch-
Marsha Marsha Marsha!
Ok, I’ve never even seen the show
Soap Opera: my life
Wrestler- I try to keep my
intelligence intact by not watching this
Song to sing in the shower- I just pay some piano music on the computer and hum to it
Person of Opposite Sex to Chill With- I chill with most of you, no need to pick favorites
Cartoon Character- San (Mononoke)… if you don’t know who that is then don’t worry, but she was voiced by Claire Danes, who you should know
Villain- Sephiroth was one bad dude, so was Liquid Snake
Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend- I got a girlfriend right after I answered this question earlier today, but we broke up 5 minutes ago, so nope ;)
Do you have a
best friend:
sure
Do you rank your speed dial in order of
favorites-phones outrank my intelligence (I can figure out
derivatives and computer code like no one else, but you ask me to forward a
call and I’m lost)
Who's
your funniest friend- the art gang from my sophomore year in HS.
They said some of the funniest things I have ever heard to this day. I only
wonder where they are now.
Who have you
known the longest of your friends-
Jeremy
Who's the loudest: no one stands
out in my mind as being the loudest, although one girl I know is louder than a
foghorn but I wouldn’t call her a friend
Who's the
shyest: Kalyn
sure was shy until I got to know her, she spent a
whole year and never said anything to me.
Whose parents do you know the best-
I know Jimmy’s mom quite well, I’ve had a few classes with her
Who knows all your secrets- It
was said best last time: If you know all my secrets then you have power over
me, and we can’t have that. Therefore no one knows everything.
Who do you get
the most surveys from-
as of recently its been from people in the dorm,
but usually it’s the same clique of HS people who all send me the same survey
over and over.
Who are you jealous of- people I
either shouldn’t be jealous of, or am jealous for the wrong
reasons.
Who do you cry with- probably
one of those people I trust the most. I am sure I listed them somewhere, or
even alluded to them
Cried- A non-hot sauce incident stands out in my head, but its something we don’t need to get into here
Eaten fluff-
I choose not to eat pillows
Helped
someone- I do this way too much sometimes, or so it seems. Want
proof? There probably wasn’t a day this week that I didn’t lend my services to
someone in need. Of course I also work the Help Desk at the University so that
may be a factor…
Cut your hair-
I could never cut my own hair… actually right now I don’t need a cut,
I think it looks fine as it is
Worn a skirt- *shudder* why oh why did I have to be the same size as my female cousin when I was younger… my mother always sewed skirts and needed to see if they would fit my cousin before she gave them to her….ugh
Worn a tie- at the band banquet last week, I wore a tux and a bowtie
Been mean- hmmm, well I say mean things to people, but it’s to be nice to them… I am very sarcastic and they know I am joking, plus I make up for it in the end.
Been sarcastic- me sarcastic? Ha, yea right!
Gone for a run-
I ran 4 miles over a month ago, since then I’ve been oversleeping my running
time
Gone for a walk- whenever I go
to class! It’s not like I have a car or anything.
Gone to the movies- last night
Gone out for dinner: as in romantically? Probably… a month or two ago
Felt stupid- about 2 minutes ago
Said "I love
you"-
last time I said it I meant it, and that was a while ago
Written
a letter- I am going to have to pretty soon once Christmas rolls
around
Written a paper- I wrote 4 papers over the documentaries I saw in Hot Springs in October. I also have a 7 page report due on Thursday, but I still got time to start it
Taken a test- 2 weeks ago (aced it again, without reading a single piece of material that I was suppose to)
Met someone new- I see new people every day. Don’t get to meet them all though
Watched your
favorite movie-
my favorite changes depending on whatever I am watching, so whatever the last
good movie I was is my favorite
Talked to someone you have a crush on-I
do this everyday almost, because all my “crushes” are my friends too
Given someone a present- Well
Christmas is coming up, so very soon
Had a serious talk- I have serious talks as in “not funny but informative” every now and then, but as for serious as in one of those “getting to know you, boyfriend girlfriend” I had a couple this past semester but nothing came out of it (it was my fault too, for not trying to make anything out of it)
Missed someone- still do, and always will
Hugged someone- sometime this week, am I sure I ran into a gal friend I hadn’t seen in, like, a few days. Hugs are almost mandatory (not always my choice)
Had a nightmare- I actually enjoy them, it takes a lot to scare me now a days. It has been a while though.
Fought with your parents- let’s see, when was the last time I was home again?
Fought with a friend- well, there are those “play” fights, but nothing serious in a long time
Been Scared- I was scared recently, but not frightened-type scared, more like about-to-lose-somebody scared. I prefer the former, not the latter.
WHEN WAS THE LAST
TIME I...
Wished upon a star- at an
Astronomy lab during the meteor storm, I stayed up all night watching those
babies.
Laughed until you cried- I have a tally on how many times I have caused someone to laugh til they cry, and its almost hitting the triple digits now J As for me, a laughed til I nearly died last when I gave some people that hot-sauce. Of course the fact it was burning me too might have something to do with it. Still its very funny when someone resorts to drinking sour milk to quench their thirst, especially when no one realized it was sour until it was too late…
Helped a
stranger-
I open doors and other boy scout things, plus I guess you could call my help
desk job helping out strangers, because I don’t know most of the people who
call
Played Truth or Dare- Hmmm, I
played “truth” with 2 girls during our dorm “survivor” competition; learned
some interesting things too. As for “truth or dare” I played
ToD Jenga at the
beginning of the semester.
Watched a sunrise/sunset- I see a sunset everyday, and a sunrise whenever I get up to run (which has been a while). I once purposely got up early during vacation (gasp!!!) just to watch the sun come up over the ocean, because that’s a rarity for me.
Spent quality time alone: well none of its “quality time”. A lot of people leave for the weekend so I am alone often, which is why I am writing this now since no one is here to entertain me (Kalyn where did you go?)
Read a book for fun- I swore I would read the Lord of the Rings books before the movie came out but that’s hasn’t happened yet.
Kissed someone u didn't like- wow, I honestly don’t remember…might have been during those horrifying “mistletoe” parties during my junior high years. Usually if I kiss them it means I like them
Kept a secret told to you: I know something you don’t…
Hung out with someone u hated- if I hate them would I hang out with them? Unless I am doing a Godfather-type thing where the person I hug is the person who will be assassinated…
Told someone you hated them- nope, I don’t want people doing it to me so I return the favor
Did u mean it- everyone I’ve “hated” has made amends… or mysteriously dies J
Lied to sound good- sound good? Heck, if I’m lying I know I won’t sound good and my voice will give it away!
Ditched a friend for a guy/girl- too many times… Love is a crazy thing
Showered- yesterday, heck I haven’t gone outside today. If no one sees me all day I think I can go without showering until tomorrow
Ate a meal- I try to eat 6 square meals a day
What are you wearing right now? I’m on the computer so of course that means I’m naked! Sorry, didn’t mean to scare you. Right now I am wearing jeans and a brown (or green, I’m color blind) shirt
Are you lonely- If I am ever alone, its usually by choice, since I am sure there is always someone I could talk to around here. Even if its that foreign exchange student who keeps hitting on me…ugh…
Are you happy-
in many ways yes, but of course I could be happier, then again, I could be
sadder, so it evens out
Are you wearing pajamas- yea, my
lucky ninja turtle ones… wait, I mean, No….. Very rarely do I have time to put
on pajamas, I just fall right asleep in my clothes.
Are you hungry:
just finished meal number 6
Are you eating: not now, I’m
pretty full, I can’t taste anything due to that hot sauce last
night
Are you talking
to someone online:
I never see anyone anymore
Are you ready for this survey to end-
please!! I have put 10 hours of my time into this thing,
I must get out and be social!! (oh wait, everyone
is gone, never mind)
How long did this survey take you-
probably 10 total hours (not consecutive)
DO I BELIEVE IN...
God/Devil: oh yea!
Yourself: only when my reasons
are justified
Your friends: yea, because we all need that boost in confidence sometimes
Aliens: they are real, aren’t they? Why else would we have movies about them?
Love: yea, its had me by a death grip, I think I better believe in it
Love at first sight: I’m sure it can happen, but sometimes its hard to distinguish between love and lust
Destiny: I think we all have a place we’ll end up, but its up to us to get there
The Closet Monster: I just saw Monster Inc.! If it’s a movie, then it must be true!
Genetic Engineering- doesn’t this actually exist?
One person for everyone: of course, possible more than one, but never less
Psychic powers- well not the ones on TV…
The Big Bang Theory: nah, I have faith in another way
Government Conspiracies: if I say yes, then “They’ll” know that I am on to “them”
That squirrels are evil- oh I am positive, they threw pecans at my and my dog all the time, plus they attack people across campus daily. I’ve been beaned in the head by falling acorns far too many times for it to be a “coincidence”
That the end of the world is coming: yea, a telepathic gorilla told me this one
In Heaven/Hell: oh yea
Outer body
experiences:
sometimes I wish they could happen, cuz that would
be fun flying around where no one could see you… *sly grin*
Superstitions: not unless I need
them
WHO WOULD WIN IN A
FIGHT...
Bugs Bunny/Daffy Duck: Haven’t
you ever watched those cartoons? Bugs always wins!
Julia Roberts/Cameron Diaz:
that’s a movie I would pay to watch
Joey/Chandler/Ross: forget them, they can all lose, just let me room with the other 3 friends
Monica/Phoebe/Rachel: hmmm, I’d have to say Rachel (of course I’ still like to watch the fight)
Michael
Myers/Jason:
Jason could always beat Austin Powers… wait a second, you mean Michael Myers
from “Halloween”. Well, Jason because he’s been in 10 movies as compared to
the 8 Halloweens (soon to be 9).
Jackie Chan/Mini Me: This really
isn’t a fight is it? More like an opening kickoff at a football game
Rosanne/Rosie O'Donnell: “The
battle of the beasts!” I saw them fight in a movie once, I think it was called
“Godzilla…something”
Tom Green/Howard Stern: I would
want Tom to win, but I’d know he would lose. Why you ask? He’s Canadian.
Richard Simmons/Dr. Evil: just use the frickin laser to kill the sweatin dude
Adam Sandler as the Waterboy/Happy Gilmore: hmmm, I’d say Waterboy
Rain/Shine:
I never saw Rain, but Shine was about a piano dude so I’d say he would win
J
Hurricane/Tornado: hasn’t anyone
seen “Twister” around here? I mean if hurricanes are so bad then why haven’t
they made a movie about them yet? They aren’t natural disasters until
Hollywood makes them one. Like Jean Claude Van-Damme’s
movie career
Drunk/High: If a drunk person and a high person got in a fight then they’d probably accidentally knock themselves out/kill themselves first before they even hit each other (we call that “Thursday nights” in college)
Blond/Brunette: another fun fight to watch, but I’d have to go with the blond (I don’t know why, but it just seems right. Some of you are blond, and others are Brunette, you prove me wrong J
Here/Anywhere else in the world: too close to call
Real World/Road
Rules:
the one that has a show on MTV
Luke
Skywalker/Han Solo: Haha, well let’s
compare their later movie careers… Harrison Ford or… um… Mark something… well
you get the idea
Darth
Vadar/Darth Maul: I never saw James
Earl Jones do a back flip, it would have to be Maul.
Jar Jar Binks/A rock: give the rock more screen time, anything is better than Jar Jar
Nowhere to run/Nowhere to hide: I’d rather not be able to hide than run, because if you can run then at least you can almost get away
Die by
Fire/Water:
How about an underwater explosion
J
Fire would be quicker
Drink the spit of 500
people/Roll around in glass naked in front of them? –
the second one seems more natural than the first,
plus you might get hooked up afterwards (girls just love naked people rolling
in the grass…. At least that’s what I was told)
RANDOM QUESTIONS...
A wishing well can grant you one virtue
(luck, love, intelligence) for the rest of your life...which do you choose:
I’d say luck, because with luck you never know what will come next, it will
always be a surprise and always will be thrilling. Plus, you can’t get luck
any other way. You can usually find love on your own. And intelligence is only
helpful if you use it correctly, plus some people can become intelligent just
by living and learning. Luck is the only thing you can’t actually earn, it
just happens.
If you knew the world was going to end in 10 minutes, would you kill yourself: ???- I’m sure I’d do everything I have been putting off for so long. Or I could always give the “romantic” answer and say I would find the one person I truly care about and live my last few minutes with her (okay all together now, say “ahhhhhhhhh...” in a girlish-impressed voice)
If you had only 2 days to live, what would you do- I would do those things that are “death defying” because what do you have to lose? Bungee jump, Sky Dive, all those fun things. Then I’d the same thing I said previously. (repeat “ahhhhhhhhh..”)
If you were
stranded on a deserted island, what 3 items would
you want to
be stranded with-
hmmm… a boat, a map, and a motor… okay seriously: a pocket knife, a really
long book (or a survival book), and a picture of loved ones
If you were stranded on a deserted island,
who would you want to be deserted with? Tom Hanks, because he’d
build a boat and get me off (but does it really have to take him 4 years?)…
Either him or the Professor from Gilligan’s Island, because he knows how to
make a radio from Coconuts and condominiums from leaves (didn’t you watch the
show?!?). If you want a serious answer, then it would be a certain girl
who will remain nameless.
Do you believe
in horoscopes?
I listen to them, doesn’t mean I live by them or even believe them. Honestly,
I don’t like the idea that I am not in control of my own life.
If you could use genetic engineering to
create the perfect man/woman, what
would they be like- I couldn’t have the
perfect woman. If she were perfect, then I would feel bad around her because I
know I am not perfect (plus I’d always lose every argument because she could
never be wrong, unlike the rest of you). Now if I were to build the “perfect
woman for me” I would mix the best features of all my friends/crushes and see
what works.
You approach a cave w/ 2 entrances. One has
a sign that says "This path is long and dangerous,
but will lead you to eternal happiness. The other states "This path is short
and simple, but the outcome is unsure. No guarantees can be made by taking
this path.” The path that I choose will be- I feel that you have to
earn whatever outcome you want, it wouldn’t be worth it if you didn’t work for
it. Therefore I say the dangerous one. Plus I would like the thrill.
If you could
live in any decade, which would you choose and why:
I would like to live in the 80’s as a teenager because they had so much fun.
All these movies like Ferris Bueller and Breakfast
Club make me wish I could have been a little older back then. Those kids had a
good time. Bring on the Hair bands!!! Rock on!!!
What's the worst way for a person to die:
with regrets. Alright, for a less philosophical answer: Well, I can think
of tons of bad ways that seem implausible, but I guess the worst way would be
to know that you are going to die in a short time and there is nothing you can
to do to stop it (i.e. your oxygen is going to run out in while in space; your
boat is sinking in the middle of the ocean and you can’t get out; you end up
trapped down a ice cavern and can’t climb out, etc.)
If you won a million dollars, what would you do with it- pay someone to write a survey like this for me next time because this is taking too freakin’ long.
Movies, Books, Games or anything else that applies
Favorite story: Vagrant Story
Hardest Story: I understood the stories to Xenogears and Chrono Cross for about one day after I finished them before they totally lost me
Best Hero: Squall
Best Heroine: Aya
Favorite Couple: Hiro and Lucia
Best Villain: Either Sydney or Liquid Snake
Best Scene: Squall and Rinoa finally finding each other in the very end
Saddest Scene: Emma dies? No way!!
What time is it: 10:55 PM 12-1-01
Parent's names: David and Patricia
Number of candles that appeared on your last birthday: 19
The date you regularly blow them out: December 16th
Pets: just the roaches and spiders that come by and say hi
The last time I saw my natural hair color it was: brown
Tattoos: zippo
Piercing: Left ear
How much do you love your job or jobs: its better than working with food, but sometimes its too boring
Birthplace: Paris, TX
Hometown: Weatherford TX.. or Arkadelphia AR, depending on your definition
Current residence: Arkadelphia, Arkansas
Been in love before: Yes
Been to Africa: Not unless that’s where Colorado is
Been toilet-papering: I loved my Junior High years, some of the best memories and craziest stories happened then
Been toilet-papered: yea, REALLY bad, and what was worse, my parents were IN ON IT!! The set it up and made me clean it up on my birthday…
Loved somebody so much it made you cry: Yes
Been in a car crash: a few, nothing dangerous though
Bacon Bits or Croutons: I snack on croutons but overall prefer the fake bacon
2-door, 4-doors on car: I prefer 4 doors
Coffee or Coffee ice cream: coffee with ice cream in it
Blanket or Stuffed animal: big blanket
Dumper or Dumpee: I’ve done both…
Salad Dressing: Ranch
Color of socks: white, turning brown ;)
Lucky number: 20
Quote's from a movie: “I’m not quite dead”
Favorite Foods: some fancy meat! Chicken Fried Steak will do too
Song at the moment: Staff Role from Vagrant Story
Toothpaste: I love those Listerine Gel sheets
Restaurant: Papayas at the DFW airport
Favorite Flower: Rose
Least Favorite thing: judgmental or hypocritical people
Most favorite things: people I cherish, that “once a year feeling” I get, um, once a year, knowing I made a difference in someone’s life
Fast Food place: Subway and Schlotskys
When was your last hospital visit: when I ran to it for my 4 mile jog (it was the halfway point)
Favorite drink: vanilla tea
What Color is your bedroom carpet: hehe, my “carpet” is contact paper I put on the floor, and it’s a black marble design
How many times did you fail your Drivers License test? Passed the written one, never took the driving one
What do you think of Ouija boards: never partook in such a thing
Where do you see yourself in 10 years: In California, married with kids, working a job in gaming or movies, both involving computer art.
Who is the last person that you got E-mail from before this one: Kalyn
Which store would you choose to max your credit card? Best Buy
What do you do most when you get bored: Playing computer games, calling people, writing really long E-mails
What words or phrases do you overuse: “Don’t worry, I can do it tomorrow”
Name the person that you are friends with that lives the farthest away: Use to talk to people in Canada all the time, but official friends would be the ones who live in Texas, that’s as far as I go
Name a place you most want to visit: Japan
Bedtime: “My computer is speaking to me!”
Longest relationship: 8 months
Time: 11:30 PM 12-1-01
Hi. What's up?
Not much, how about you?
How are you? Just fine, thanks
for asking
What is your
name, age, rank, and serial number? Jay, 19, sophomore, not for
sale
Are you feeling well? Why yes,
actually
Do you like your job? Its fun
sometimes, boring others
Are you happy? Most of the time
Are you sick? Of Caddo food
What is your favorite food?
Hmmm… it differs from time to time, right now I crave steak
Do you eat a lot? I sure try
too
Do you get a headache from playing so many
games? Yea, and sometimes it makes me sick too
Don't you hate stupid questions like these?
I get them so often that I’m used to it by now
What do you do in your spare time?
Spare time?
Do you have a bodyguard? Do I
need one?
What do you look like? Medium
height/build, brunette hair with blonde highlights, goofy looking
Are you married? I sure hope not
Are you a virgin? I’ve already
ranted on this subject
Do you wear glasses? Sunglasses,
no more
Where do you live? In a dorm at
a college in a state somewhere near you
Are you tall or short?
average
If you eat spinach, does it get caught in
between your two front teeth? Not if its
raw
If a tree falls in the woods and nobody is
around, does it make a sound? I didn’t hear anything
How long have you worked for IGN?
I don’t…
How did you get your job? I
applied and sorta fell into it
How many languages do you speak?
English, bad English, some Spanish, and Jay-ish
What is your favorite game?
Lunar 2 Eternal Blue
What is your least favorite game?
“Beat the guy named Jay”
Do you like the smell of rain?
Yep… except acid rain, that stinks
Are you allergic to anything?
Only if it will get me out of class (nope)
If
so, what? Redundant questions
How smart are you? Smart enough
not to answer that (I do know my IQ score though, hehe)
Do
you have a car? I wish
Are you a homosexual? Quit using
big words!! Nah, I think girls are so much more fun when it comes to
dating
What
color is your hair? Brown with blonde highlights
What color are your eyes?
hazel
How
fast can you type? As fast as I can mash my fingers against the
keyboard
What does your signature look like?
A big “j” with scribble, then an “E” with more scribble
Are you going to post this letter?
To my website, yep
Do you have an exceptionally large nose?
I’ve actually never seen a profile of myself
Are you busy? Yea, thanks for
asking
Do you like to talk on the phone?
I do once I get started, but I’m scared to death to call. I like talking in
person
Do you have your own Playstation2 or does
everybody have to share one? I own my own, but my roommate shares
it
Can you say "Peter Piper picked a peck of
pickled peppers" ten times fast? No, thanks for making me feel bad
Are you a clean or messy person?
I switch every week
Do
the other IGN editors hate you? I sure hope not, I’ve never met
them
What kind of smart mouth comment will you
make to this letter? You’re reading it, baby
Do you have cancer? Too scared
to find out
Do you have athlete's foot? No,
but they stink anyways
Do you wash your hands after using the
bathroom? Umm…. yea
How often do you shower? Enough
for college… okay at least 5 times a week (I usually sleep through the entire
weekend
Do you have any pets? Not in the
dorm…
Are you evil?
Hehe, how’d you know?
Are you an alien? Who told you
that?!?!?
What do you dream about?
Shhhh, that’s a secret…
Do you like pie? Humble pie… yea
I love pie
When
you order pizza, what toppings do you get? Meat, meat, meat!!
Have you ever wet your bed? I’m
sure when I was little... oh yea then there was this time last week…
What kind of shampoo do you use?
Citrus stuff in a yellow bottle
Am
I asking too many questions? Why, oh why must you persist?!?
Are you good at math? Use to be
Can you draw? Most of the time
Can you sing? I can shatter
windows
Do you play any sports? Nothing
official, but I can run around with a ball acting
like an idiot
Have you ever done anything illegal?
Sure, there was this one time…. Oh wait, um… no. Nope, I never have done
nothing not illegal ;)
How late do you stay up? Until
it is no longer called “late”, but “early”
When do you wake up?! After my
first class is over
Do you brush your teeth before going to
bed? yeppers
Have you ever made a snowman?
When I find that rare thing called “snow”
Since this is Q&A, will you give me the
answers to these questions?
What is your nickname? Haven’t I
already answered this?
Do you own a gun? A water gun
If you do, would you ever shoot another
person with it? You bet! I love wet people
Do you have a driver's license?
Yea, but it does me no good without a car
Are you healthy,
or a heart attack waiting to happen? A healthy person who is going
to force a heart attack on himself
If you post this, will you edit it so that
only a few questions are left? Nope, I’ll add more
Have you ever killed anyone?
In counterstrike…
Do you still live with your parents?
Only when I get kicked out of the dorm
Has anybody else ever asked you this many
questions in one letter? Actually yes
Do you have a pool in your backyard?
We have a creek outside the dorm, and a sewer drain… both are quite fun
Do you even have a backyard?
Yes, but the squirrels have taken it over
Do
you have a widescreen TV? I wish
What is in your refrigerator right now?
Mold probably
Are
you a cat person or a dog person? Dogs all the way
Are you tired? Nope, it’s still
in the PM hours
Do you get enough sleep?
what do “black circles under the eyes” mean?
Have you pierced any part of your body?
Well, not myself, but I do have an earring
Do
you have a tattoo? The ones that come with bubble gum
Are you rich? Yea right,
homeless people have more money than me. So does Bill Gates
Do you dress in ragged, torn clothes and
beg for money on the street? Why didn’t you give me any?
Have you ever had surgery?
Nope
What
time is it? Tue. 9:21 Nov 13 2001 PM (I
traveled back in time!)
What's going on? Nothing new
Who am I? Some guy who wrote IGN
a bunch of questions which I copied for my own pleasure
Where are you right now? In my
dorm room, at my computer
Is
it hot or cold? Perfect temp. Usually
its freezing though
What kind of music do you prefer?
Orchestral video game music
What do you order at restaurants?
The least expensive best tasting food… unless someone else pays for it ;)
Can you cook? Ramen noodles and
cereal
What jobs have you had besides at IGN?
I haven’t worked at IGN
Do
you believe in god? I sure better
Do you enjoy reading? I do,
unless I am forced to
Do you think "time is money"? No
wonder I’m poor, I have no time
Do you have a beard? A “halfway
job” of one
Do you eat cheese? Not the stuff
in my fridge, its green
Did you have to have training to get your
current job? I was bred for it, I think
Are
you an alcoholic? Only if you threw me in a vat of alcohol
Do you smoke? If you light me on
fire
Have you ever smoked anything?
Sure, but my longs didn’t like it
Do you get the newspaper? The
school paper
If so, what section do you read first?
The “want ads”.. wait,
we don’t have those…
Don't you like Chinese food? I
love MSG!
How much do you get paid? Paid?
You mean I am supposed to get paid?
Have you ever slept 24 hours straight?
I’ve tried, believe me, but my teachers kept waking
me up
How many bones are in the human body?
I think I slept through that lecture
Do
you know any famous people? No one you know
Would you want to be famous?
Sure, why not
What do you wear? Clothes most
of the time
Are you ugly? No, but that thing
in the mirror is
Do you have any brothers or sisters?
Not quite sure
If the other Dave is Dave Z, why aren't you
Dave S? Because my name isn’t Dave
Whose
idea was it to create IGNinsider? Some
money-grubbing prick
Has your computer ever been infected with a
virus? And I lost 5 years worth of E-mail…
What picture is on your desktop wallpaper?
Some girl whose name I don’t even know… relax, it’s a computer generated
picture
If you bought a
Gamecube, what color would you get? I’m colorblind
though
Who
cuts your hair? Lori, the cute hairdresser (who is also married)
Do you like to watch movies?
Yes, let’s watch one now!
Why are you the one who does the ps2
q&a? I
don’t, that’s Dave S.
Do you eat bacon? I wouldn’t
call that thing they serve at the Caddo bacon
Are you a werewolf? Only on
full moons
Do you have fangs? Let me bite
you and you’ll find out
Can you play any musical instruments?
Kazoo… oh yea, trumpet, guitar, and piano too
Have you ever donated to charity?
Donate, steal, its all the same in the end
Are you cheap? Are you trying to
buy me?
Can you fly? Hold on, I’ll go
jump off the roof and find out
If you had one wish, what would you wish
for? One really long wish that kept on
going and going
Do you pay your bills the second they
arrive in the mail, or do you wait until the last minute? By the
3rd notice
Or
do you pay them at all? I don’t get any
Do you drink bottled water or tap water?
Dirty sink water
Do
you have any friends? Only the ones I buy
Have I asked enough questions yet?
Keep going…
How long have you been playing videogames?
Since I was too young
What is the meaning of life? Ask
Monty Python
Do you know any programming languages?
C++
Is that your final answer? No,
damn you!
Why? Because there are more
questions left
Do you have a runny nose? I got
my flu shot
J
Are you crying? When will it
end?!?!
Did you hear that? What? Where?
I’m scared…
When was the last time you cut your
fingernails? When I let them grow long enough where I couldn’t rip
them off
If
everybody else jumped off a cliff, would you do it too? Laugh, then
get bored and finally jump off
When
is your birthday? Sooner than when I started these
questions
What's
wrong? I am running out of funny things to say
Are you bored? Why else would I
be answering all these questions
Do you like to sneak up on other people and
scare them? I scare them as it is
What was that? Just my roommates
walking in
Do you daydream? Yeah, and my
grades prove it
Is that all? For now
Do you go jogging? When I wake
up early enough
Do
you ever go outside?! What’s that?
Would you stare directly at the sun for a
minute? My astronomy teacher said that would make you blind, but I
think he is lying
Are
you blind? No, but he is
Are you a fast runner? The cuter
you are, the faster I run towards you
How many questions do you get asked a day?
A lot of stupid ones
Who did you vote for? I tried to
vote…
Do you try to fool people on April
Fool's Day? And every other day too!
Would you like for me to stop asking
questions now? Would you please?
Whew, its FINALLY over!! Okay now for my closing comments: First of all most of the questions were taken very light-heartedly, so don’t think everything on here is a serious answer. Most of you should know my level of sarcasm, and for the rest of you, you better learn it quick ;)
As always here are my rules: If something offends you, then I was just joking! If something makes you laugh, then I that was my intention. Just don’t come up to me all mad about 1 small thing I said when it was probably just a joke in the first place. Also, don’t forget to check my corrections since we all make mistakes and need to apologize for them.
Since it is required I will say “Please fill this out and send it back” but I know no one will do it because this is way too long for it. If you do decide to do it, just fill it out over the space of a week or so, doing a page every night will actually make it seem smaller.
Finally, if there was any question you actually WANTED to know the answer to, and I gave some cryptic answer and/or something funny instead, then just ask me personally! I tend to tell more in person than I do in an E-mail to a large number of people. After all, I can’t give away all my secrets… Anyways, I hope this will tide you over until next year when I have to find a way to top this letter(!!!). Don’t forget to stay in touch, especially E-mailing! I always enjoy getting E-mails from people, unless they are asking me for money… Heck, if you want to just reply to this letter and say you found it funny or something but are too lazy to fill it out (I don’t blame you) then go right ahead. Also I am curious how many of you just read 1 or 2 pages of this behemoth and then skipped to the bottom… Oh well….. Until next time, have a great year!
Quotes of the time:
“Never underestimate dumb people in large numbers”
“Never get in a fight with an ugly person, for they have nothing to lose”
“All the world’s problems can be solved by finding a stuck-up pretty boy and beating the crap out of him.”
“You- outta the gene pool”
“Patience is a virtue I don't have time to learn”
“Every time I see you I have a sudden desire to be lonely”
“I’ve had a great day, unfortunately this wasn’t it”
“Some people bring happiness wherever they go, others whenever they go”
“You’re a parasite for sore eyes”
“Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak."
“Better to remain silent and have people believe you to be a fool than to speak and remove all doubt”
“A fine is a tax for doing wrong; a tax is a fine for doing well.”
“Death is just is just Nature’s way of saying ‘You need to slow down’”-Michael Denis
