001. What is your First name: Jay

002. Were you named after anyone: the letter think

003. what is your Middle name: Patrick

004. what is your Last name: Epperhart

005. when is your Birthday: December 16 1981

006. what is your Age: 18

007. what is your Zodiac sign: sagitarius

008. where was your Birthplace: Paris TX

009. where is your Location: Arkadelphia, AR

010. what is your Height: 5'11

011. what is your Shoe size: 9 1/2

012. What is your Hair color: light brown

013. what is your Eye color: blueish/greyish/greenish

014. Do you have any Pets: a dalmation (Poco), beagle (Cally), calico cat

(Chole), sister (Leah)

015. Siblings: Leah

016. What time is it right now? 8:08 pm

017. what was the last cd you bought? Castlevania Symphony of the Night

(PSX), Simpsons soundtrack (audio)

018. Last movie you saw in the theater: Final Destination

019. Last movie you rented: Blade

020. Favorite school subject: whatever I can sleep in

021. Do you actually like math: it's gotten me this far

022. Who are your friends: a bunch of people

023. Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? haha! you'll never get this one out

of me!! ah drats... no.....

024. What's his/her name? its called freedom, try it

025. Favorite actress(es): julia roberts, sandra bullock, Rachel Leigh Cook

026. Favorite actor(s): sam o'neill, jim carrey, hugh grant, dennis miller,

kenneth branuagh,,jeff goldblum, bill pullman, samuel l jackson and more

027. Favorite movie(s): changes daily, I like Pulp Fiction though

028. Favorite TV Show(s): simpsons, Dennis Miller Live, X-Files (sometimes),

70's Show

029. Favorite song(s): Destinationz Unknown, Rydia

030. Favorite singer(s)/band(s)/group(s): Nobuo Uematsu and others

031. Favorite author: what do they do?

034. Favorite fashion designer: me

035. Favorite perfume for girls: whatever my last gf wore

036. Favorite cologne for guys: i don't smell guys

037. What language(s) do you speak? English, a tad of spanish, and some

jayish

038. What do you look for in a friend? someone who's nice and

fairly intelligent, and likes to have real, intelligent conversations

sometimes. Also someone who likes to have fun, but also knows how to be

mature and respectful and decent. Also someone who respects me. Someone

not judgmental

039. What do you look for in a boyfriend/girlfriend?Look above, plus someone

who won't hurt me, someone who I can trust, somone's whose word is good,

someone who can think and not get tangled up in thier mind (confused).

Someone who is sweet and respects me, basically all the qualities that could

never all exist in a women simultaneously (oh boy, someone is going to slap

me)  *Editors note* I think I really was slapped for this too

040. Have you ever smoked? I've been caught on fire....yes

041. Have you ever lied? no...dang it, you caught me... yes

042. Do you do any drugs? prescription ones... no

043. How many people are on your buddy list? Around 130, i think

044. Who's your favorite relative? Do pets count? um, any rich relative I

guess

045. What's your favorite sport(s): anything to do with gymnastics (diving,

trampoline) video games!

046. What's your GPA: in TX-4.21 in AR: 3.89

047. Are you on any sports teams? was until I moved here

048. What's your favorite place to vacation? Winter Park, any place I

haven't been yet

049. Favorite ice cream flavor: cookies 'n cream

050. What Do You Think Of Your Parents: too forgiving sometimes, but very

lax and fun

051. Abortion: good debate topic, bad thing overall

052. Bill Clinton: haha, he got caught

053. Teenage smoking: not the smartest thing to do with that money

054. Eating disorders: "Hey, I can see through you!!!" :(

055. Rape: I hate rap...oh, and rape is evil too

056. Marilyn Manson: fraud, just doing it for attention

057. Boy Bands: WHEN WILL IT END!!!!

058. Spice Girls: aren't they dead?

059. PDA (Public Display of Affection): can be exhilarating depending on the

action, but still some things go too far

060. Titanic (The Movie): why couldn't Leo die earlier in the film?

061. Jerry Springer: hick who gets paid for exposing family secrets

064. South Park: cool when I was a sophomore, now its just stupid

065. Korn: no opinion

More Random Questions:

076. Now what time is it? 8:24

077. Did you dress up on Halloween? well I didn't go naked

078. What were you? I was a troubled youth raised by hollywood poised to

take over the world when you are all old and feeble (scary!) take THAT

Kalyn!

080. Do you have a job? 6 of them, don't even get me started

081. What college do you go to or want to go to? HSU, USC

082. What does your school look like? a prison

083. Have you ever been out of the country? I keep trying to mail myself but

I keep getting returned... no

084. Where? anywhere but here

085. What are most of your dreams about? freedom

086. What/Who do you think about the most? faking school work,

procrastinating, work, certain unnamed girl(s)

087. Do you go to a private or public school? hell

088. What is your favorite day of the week? one's I can sleep in on

089. Do you go to summer camp? might work at one

090. Have you ever thought about Suicide? I'm a teenager, what do you think?

091. What is your favorite color? Blue, green, cool colors (artistically

speaking)

093. What's something you do that upsets your friends? be too self centered

I guess

095. MTV or VH1: BETA!!! nah, MTV

096. Which One Christina A. or Britney Spears: they can sing? all I know

them for is their....um... "personality" j/k

097. Spice Girls or All Saints: death by suffocation

098. Matt Damon or Ben Affleck: are they ever separated?

099. Beverly Hills 90210 or Dawson's Creek: Dawson's Hills

100. 7th Heaven or Party of Five: what's the deal with these number shows?

101. Brandy or Monica: never drank anything called monica

102. Chocolates or flowers: flowers taste gross!

103. Apples or oranges: both

104. Vanilla or chocolate: chocolate

105. Nike or Adidas: does it really matter? they're shoes!

106. Saved by the Bell or USA High: Tiffany Amber Thiessen

107. Taken or single: free!!!!!!

108. I Know What You Did Last Summer or Scream: they all have scared women

running with big boobs (or is it the other way around)

109. Sugar or salt: one kills you on the inside, the other kills you're

teeth, both work great in gas tanks

110. Silver or gold: platinum.... gold

111. Bears or Monkeys? ACK! Get them away!!!

112. Oprah Winfrey or Rosie: quit tainting our women's minds!!

113. Gym or lunch: either way I am going to see my food, but I prefer to see

it before its partially digested

114. Walk or Run: depends who's chasing me...

115. Books or music: I read to music

116. Reading or writing :quicker to read and pay someone to write

117. Tongue ring or belly button ring: both hurt

118. Tattoos: ones from candy wrappers

119. Piercing- Ear

120. School: is almost over!

121: Drinking: as long as its not anything alcoholic its fine

122: Girls: can break your heart in an instant yet make it soar the next

123: Guys: can be idiots, but are funny too

124: Smiling: Why can't I STOP!!

125: Briefs or boxers: Freedom :)

126: Got the life or got no life? They interchange

127: Is this survey too long? is this redundant?

Have you ever answered 130 such essay questions in your life? how ironic is

this?

130: McDonalds or Burger King? Jack in the Box

131: Do you like Blondes or Brunettes of the opposite sex better? both have

their own stereotypes

132: ITALIAN food? Some of it's really good

133: Email or snail mail: email is great, but sometimes snail mail is more

appropriate and just nicer to receive since people have to actually put

EFFORT into them

134: Kind of shampoo and conditioner do you use? what's that?

135: What are you most scared of? that evil thing in the mirror

136: What's your favorite food? if its edible I like it

137: Do you think you are attractive? I think I'm humble

138: Do you sleep on your stomach or side or back? on a bed!

139: What's your favorite finger? oh man, you are going to get some stupid

answers with this question, I'll show you my favorite finger when I finish

this

141: What's your favorite fruit? Jolly Ranchers!

142: What's your favorite candy? Skittles!

143: With out looking, what underwear are you wearing?? mickey mouse....

nah there are boxers

144: Do you have your license? to kill..... yep!

145: How many pillows do you sleep with? 6, plus two dogs which become

pillows against their wills

146: Have you ever cheated on anyone? gawd no!!!!!

147: Put one foot in front of the other?:how else would I walk?

148: What theme are you going to have in your kitchen? what the heck are you

talking about, I'm a guy!

149: What color pen do you like to write in the most? does it wirte? then

it DOESN'T MATTER!

150: Pierced eyebrow, nipple(s) or tongue (4 the opposite sex)? get's in the

way of whatever its in

151: Do you believe in superstition(s)? only before major competitions

152: Gummy bears or gummy worms?: they all look like food to me

153: Witches or vampires: my mommy told me they don't exist *sniff sniff*

154: Duct tape, scotch tape, or masking tape: Duck tape

155: North, South, East, or West? what have you been smoking?

156: What grade did you learn why we hiccup? kindergarten (thank you fairies

for sprinkling dust in my mouth ;)

157: If you had an extra set of eyes where would you put them? I'd throw

them at people and watch them scream!

158: Would you rather give up candy or soda? SODA!

159: If you could be anywhere right now, where would it be? not here

Have you ever...

161. Broken the law? both you and the feds want to know don't you?

162: Where do you want to live? someplace calm and serene

163: Who do you want to marry? the one

164: What is your dream car? make it fly!

Of your friends, who is the most..

165: trustworthy? Jeremy

166: Nice? Jayme

167: hot? hehe, don't get me in trouble now

168: athletic? Justin

169: smart? Eddie

171: dumb? now they wouldn't be my friend now would they?

172: annoying? everyone can be

173: Who do you go to for advice? depends on what its about

174:are you hoping this is almost over? MAKE THE PAIN STOP!!

175: What is/are your favorite quote(s)?: Patience is a virtue I don't have

time to learn

176: If you could change anything in your life, what would it be? I like my

life, but change is a good thing

177: What do you think about right before you go to bed? why can't I sleep?

178: What do you think about when you wake up? I just went to bed!!!

179: What is one thing that you want to do in your lifetime? Travel the

world, be it all

180: What are you known for? ask everyone else

181: If you could plan a day with someone, what would be some of the things

you would want to do? don't want to give away the surprise....

182: Would you rather have a house in the woods, the city, or at the beach?

are you giving me a house?

183: Webpage: I would like a webpage in the woods

185: Parents: I tihnk I have some

186: Words, phrases, or actions you say/do too much: sweet, man, cool, ya'll

187: Scariest thing you've ever seen: sibling

188: What you want to be: Computer Animator

189: What are you thinking about right now? when will it end?

190: Favorite month: I hate that time of month, I always end up getting

bruised

191: Favorite part of the newspaper: comics

192: Favorite thing to wear on a normal day: what's normal?

194: Favorite thing to do in the summer: sleep

195: Favorite thing to do in the winter: ski

197: What is your favorite physical feature on yourself? okay whatever

198: What kinda of personality do you have? outgoing, happy, trying to be

the nicest person

199: Do you believe in love at first sight? It's happened before

200: Has it happened to you? duh

201: Do you believe in fate? I don't like the idea I don't have any control

over my own life

202: Are you happy this is over? what did I do to deserve this????????

FILL THIS OUT AND SEND IT BACK TO ME (if you have no life)

*note* this was suppose to be taken light heartedly, if I offended you,

don't believe what I said, if you liked what I said, then its true, if I

forgot your name on here I'm sorry, and if you want to send me money then go

ahead!!!