My friend jay in two words:  final fantasy.  Well, that’s not entirely fair,
let me revise that:  video games.  There you have it.  As far as I can tell,
pretty much everything he does is connected to them in some way, and as far
as I’m concerned he’s the master of anything and everything having to do
with them.  His only flaw is that he believes final fantasy is better than
Zelda.  For someone that intelligent you’d think he wouldn’t make a mistake
like that.  In any event, he is just a big video game freak.  He does have
other hobbies of course, such as music, art, movies, sarcasm, belittling
female friends, and shooting frogs out of slingshots; and the only thing
that amazes me is how he is able to master all of his hobbies and still have
time for things such as eating, sleeping, and breathing.  I think jay’s goal
in life is to confuse people (I suspect he secretly hopes that if he can
exasperate us enough, we’ll give him a million dollars to go away and then
he can retire in texas selling balloons on street corners).  And confuse you
he will.  He’ll argue with you and play Devil’s Advocate and tangle you up
in words until you go crazy, but he does give good back rubs.  So how did
this guy manage to become one of my best friends?  Go figure.

   - Kalyn Schuetzner